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by Toontown » Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:55 pm
The boom times hurt the U.S. bad. Millions of Americans literally ate themselves out of house and home, becoming fat, useless, and ultimately, unemployed. Which in turn drove hordes of them into the arms of the preacher-man.
but don't kid yourselves, foreigners. We'll be bakk. We are the mutherfuckin ninja turtles.
Please, Lard, don't give us no more boom times. We cain't handle it, Lard. You made us, Lard. You know how we are. You know we always think the way things are at the moment is the way things will always be. And now we done got fat and soft and weak and broke, Lard. And now things ain't the way they used to be no more. Please, Lard, give us some moderately difficult times, and infuse us with the will to diet, exercise, and educate our ignorant selves. Infuse us, O Lard, with the will to kick foreign ass in the workplace once again, like we used to before we got fat, soft, weak, and broke.
But whatever. Your will be done, O Lard. We are your humble servants. Amen.