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Gallstones
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by Gallstones » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:48 pm
Svartalf wrote:Gallstones wrote:Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine
And I was going to offer you the elite membership.
Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?
OMG!
You didn't read the Mission Statement.
I may have to kick you out now.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:50 pm
Gallstones wrote:Svartalf wrote:Gallstones wrote:Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine
And I was going to offer you the elite membership.
Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?
OMG!
You didn't read the Mission Statement.
I may have to kick you out now.
You mean that being French wasn't enough?
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by Svartalf » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:52 pm
Gallstones wrote:Svartalf wrote:Gallstones wrote:Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine
And I was going to offer you the elite membership.
Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?
OMG!
You didn't read the Mission Statement.
I may have to kick you out now.
careful where you put that foot, I may have to defend myself with lethal force.
and why does the duck I just shot sport a gorilla mask?
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
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by Gallstones » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:04 am
Svartalf wrote:Gallstones wrote:Svartalf wrote:Gallstones wrote:Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine
And I was going to offer you the elite membership.
Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?
OMG!
You didn't read the Mission Statement.
I may have to kick you out now.
careful where you put that foot, I may have to defend myself with lethal force.
Sonofabitch,
gun club.
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:08 am
The old "pop a gorilla mask on a few ducks" trick never fails!
... and then aim for the flash...
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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by Don't Panic » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:04 am
Gallstones wrote:Don't Panic wrote:Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine
We need those too, and whiskey,
You bring the Middleton, I'll bring the C-4.
Someone has just been promoted.
Hell yeah,
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by Don't Panic » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:06 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Gallstones wrote:Svartalf wrote:Gallstones wrote:Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine
And I was going to offer you the elite membership.
Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?
OMG!
You didn't read the Mission Statement.
I may have to kick you out now.
You mean that being French wasn't enough?
He already surrendered.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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by Seth » Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:20 pm
MrJonno wrote:Seth wrote:MrJonno wrote:uestion: Do mechanics and plumbers work alone or in support groups?
If you call for a plumber and he shows up at your door alone--don't let him in!
Who knows what he might have in his bag.
General advice if you are a women alone don't let them in or at least tell someone the mechanic is coming around, in all cases asked for ID to show they are a member of the various plumbing organisations
Better yet, put your pistol in your pocket (or in its holster on your belt under your shirt) and keep your distance till he's done his work. If he attacks, shoot him.
You really do scare me as don't actually think you are joking when you say that but I can't be sure
Why would I joke about something as serious as being attacked in your own home by a criminal posing as a worker of some kind? Come into my house and attack me and you're going to get shot, no two ways about it. Simple prudence. And since the firearm is concealed, if he's legit, and does his job, gets paid and goes home, no harm, no foul.
Our Supreme Court recently ruled (in Heller) that one's home is indeed one's castle, and that the right to keep and bear arms protected by the 2nd Amendment is an individual (not a collective) right that expressly and explicitly includes the right to own and keep a handgun in your home for self-defense, even in the face of local or state anti-gun regulations prohibiting the possession of handguns.
In other words, your home is one place where it's absolutely okay to be armed.
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