Clinton Huxley wrote:I imagine Seth putting on nightvision goggles and grabbing a shotgun before going to the loo in the night.
Both the shotguns (H&K/Fabarms 12 gauge riot gun with breaching device and the Model 1895 12 gauge) and the night vision (dual PVS-14s in a binocular adapter attached to a Kevlar MICH helmet) are in the "go box" gun safe built into the bedroom false-wall next to the bed and are easily available should they be needed in the event of a home invasion. And that's not all that's in there either. The kit includes one Level IV body armor, one Level IIIA vest, 2 SIG 556s each with visible and IR targeting lasers (Laser Devices DBAL D2) and a Surefire white light illuminator and two 30 round mags with frangibles in the first mag and AP in the second, two .45 H&K USP Tactical handguns (one for me, one for the girlfriend) with Hydrashock 185 grain ammunition and spare mags, hand-held infrared/white high intensity strobe-capable Tomahawk flashlights, and gas masks with NBC cartridges.
Both the front door and the bedroom door are armored and reinforced at the hinges and strike, and the gun safe door appears to be a full-length wall mirror that is backed with Level IV rated Kevlar and AR steel and swings open to block the bedroom hallway inside the bedroom door to provide last-ditch cover.
There's a full perimeter alarm system that reports to the bedroom as well as high-def video cameras outside that monitor for movement and trigger a video display in the bedroom (and living room) if anyone approaches the house.
And then there's the German Shephard, Lylah, who gets really annoyed when strangers come into the house uninvited.
So, I sleep soundly and don't need to gear up to go to the loo, because the loo is off the master bedroom and inside two secure perimeters and two separate alarm systems...one electronic, one biological.
Try to break into my house in the middle of the night and I will fuck your day up completely and piss on your grave.
You're welcome to lie back and enjoy it when your attacker shoves his prick up your ass while holding a kitchen knife to your neck though, doesn't bother me a bit because you deserve whatever some criminal fuck wants to do to you because you're a nation of fucking cowards who will put up with being victimized first by your own government and then by any crook who wants to take what you have or harm you or your kids.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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