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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Aos Si » Mon May 02, 2011 8:52 pm

Tigger wrote:Spell check for the win. :tup:
Cunt check ftw.

Spelling just so matters to idiots. You fucking moron.

Why don't you go suck more cocks so you can pretend you matter, and people will oh so care about you, you lifeless chimp.

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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Tigger » Mon May 02, 2011 8:54 pm

As you presently seem to be directing your abuse at me I feel I can answer personally, rather than as a moderator. I would seriously, if you're interested in not having a short suspension, consider toning it down a little. Personal insults aren't necessary. I'm sure we can get on fine without.
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Post by Aos Si » Mon May 02, 2011 9:01 pm

Tigger wrote:As you presently seem to be directing your abuse at me I feel I can answer personally, rather than as a moderator. I would seriously, if you're interested in not having a short suspension, consider toning it down a little. Personal insults aren't necessary. I'm sure we can get on fine without.
Yeah you so would because you want to be a cock sucker who just follows around a tiny minority of chimps and rims them, Like this system actually fucking works.

LMAO.

It's so prefect no on can question the ubermen, they are beyond the rules. You dumb idiot.

This whole system is laughable, it promotes dissent because it never actually represents anyone and all the ubermen get not to be subject to it, but you come home from work, subject to being treated like cunts, and just want the same thing in your down time. You deserve to be treated like cunts.You mindless vapid little sheep.
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Tigger » Mon May 02, 2011 9:03 pm

Aos Si. This is a warning that if you continue with your personal attacks, your account will be suspended for a short time.
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Post by Aos Si » Mon May 02, 2011 9:06 pm

Tigger wrote:Aos Si. This is a warning that if you continue with your personal attacks, your account will be suspended for a short time.
hahahahahaha like I care. You dumb fucktard.

Ban me forever your whole system is wank. And you are wankers, and the whole web is run by bureauratic wankers who think they matter.


You just will never keep any forum alive by being a rule mongering one rule for us and one for them, you dumb fuck. Some people are more equal than others. Idiots.

As long as you aren't subject to your own rules no one will give a fuck about you. If history has taught us anything then Quis cistodiat Custodes, you stupid little cunt...

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Post by Seth » Mon May 02, 2011 9:07 pm

Tigger wrote:Aos Si. This is a warning that if you continue with your personal attacks, your account will be suspended for a short time.
AoSi's previous post is the essence of trolling. Personal insults and inflammatory statements that have no connection whatsoever to the OP and no evident intent or purpose of moving the conversation forward.

Thanks for the warning Tigger.
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Tigger » Mon May 02, 2011 9:11 pm

Aos Si has had their account suspended for an hour pending staff discussion on any potential further duration.
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Post by Tigger » Mon May 02, 2011 9:32 pm

Staff decided that the suspension length should be 24 hours. So it is.
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Post by Seth » Mon May 02, 2011 9:33 pm

Tigger wrote:Staff decided that the suspension length should be 24 hours. So it is.
The proper phraseology is "So mote it be..."
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Tigger » Mon May 02, 2011 9:34 pm

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Tigger wrote:Staff decided that the suspension length should be 24 hours. So it is.
The proper phraseology is "So mote it be..."
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by laklak » Mon May 02, 2011 10:29 pm

Can we get back to jokes about fat cops and making fun of the French now? OK, I've got a nice French joke.

Three Frenchmen are debating the true meaning of "savoir faire". The first says, "A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with another man. He says, 'Excuse moi' and leaves. That man has savoir faire."

The second says "No no. A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with another man. He says, 'Excuse moi, please carry on' and leaves. That man has savoir faire."

The third says "No no no, mon ami. A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with another man. He says, 'Excuse moi, please carry on' and leaves. The wife's lover, he carries on. That man, he has savoir faire."
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 02, 2011 10:33 pm

You try joking about us, I'll flee so fast you can never catch me to get a surrender, and then, who'll be pissed off? huh?

and they are all wrong. the man who goes home, finds his wife in bed with another man, says 'excusez moi, continuez je vous en prie', then goes to see the other man's wife, and fucks her so well she files for divorce and leaves her man for him, THAT man has savoir faire
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by laklak » Mon May 02, 2011 10:37 pm

Good point Svart. I withdraw my joke, you stupid French knighit.

How about a redneck joke instead?

Bessy Sue asks Dad if she can borrow the truck. He says "Sure baby, but you know what you have to do first". She unzips him and gets to work, but stops and says "Dang it Daddy, yer dick tastes like shit". He says "Oh sorry pumpkin, I forgot, your brother already borrowed the truck"
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Aos Si » Wed May 04, 2011 7:13 am

Tigger wrote:Staff decided that the suspension length should be 24 hours. So it is.
Who the hell cares what you think?

Not like you matter much of a fuck or anyone really cares what you do, bunch of unpaid chancers, who don't do a half of a damns worth of what they are paid for, because their fucked up system so easilly corrupts them.

Minority oligarchic dictatorships with no rules (where we just act as massive apologists for everything we do) so work, look how successful they are in the real world! You're just stupid!

The only people who pretend to care are seedy little kiss asses and sycophants, when that button is off though, they have forgotten you even exist like the rest of us. After of course they have reported anything they feel remotely is contentious, and led you around by the balls, like the gormless directionless, non subject to opinion mushrooms you are. Couldn't find a light switch if someone led you there and put your finger on it. To used to being completely immune from anything.

Go back to your sordid little circle jerk and suck cock, not like anyone respects you or your sick little corrupt clique which is subject to no laws. How could they, you are by definition more equal than others, because some fucked up little twat got fed up of feeling like he was human, and being subject to criticism, so he banned every form of dissent; probably some dead end middle management wanker who enjoys being rimmed and not having to obey any rules.

Utterly repugnantly worthless form of governance, you make me sick. And anyone who has any decency should just mock you for the worthless ivory tower twats you are, until someone gets a fucking clue and starts behaving like a decent human being. Emotionless E hard on maverick idiots who think just because you got a badge, and cannot and will not be criticised ever, you actually are worth a damn to anyone or anything. I tell you what you are worth: the exact value of what you are paid, precisely that and no more.

Doesn't matter though, just ban me again, that's your answer for everything. We don't want to be scrutinised or subject to honesty, people might then realise what a bunch of cunts we are and how piointlessly shit filled our turgid little oligarchy is, and how would that help us to feel superior and be condescending cunts? Silly untermenschen cunts.

I'll say it again: you all make me sick.

Seth your on permanent ignore there's really not much point in posting. I suspect the troll is getting in some cock sucking so he can trade it in for leniency like a backhander, or a get out of jail free card, for idiots with no sense of rules, or how and why they work for all; ie mods.

We are not corrupted by power and a consequence free ability to do anything we want for any reason and never be subject to any form of scrutiny; don't be fucking stupid you prole! We rock!

Idiots. Forums are clown shoes, where the most corruptible power hungry cunt rules the asylum of clowns. Joker. They just feed and indulge every little thing that is wrong with real forms of government. And then they insist that they are worth shit? Colonel Gadaffi would probably send you a christmas card and congratulations for so easily making a system of easilly corrupted chancers and frauds "work", and then getting people to suck your cocks so you can feel important in your worthless little bubble. You clowns.

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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Aos Si » Wed May 04, 2011 7:43 am

King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
Woman: King of the who?
King Arthur: King of the Britons.
Woman: Who are the Britons?
King Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.
Woman: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis the Peasant: You'rw foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...
Peasant Woman: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...
King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Woman: No one lives there.
King Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Woman: We don't have a lord.
Dennis: I told you, we're an anarco-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
King Arthur: Yes...
Dennis: ...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
King Arthur: Yes I see...
Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: ...but by a two thirds majority in the case of...
King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?"
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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