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by klr » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:12 pm
de Vogüé wrote:Surprise, surprise. He's been porking half the country.
So that's Henry and Woods fucked - next week: Federer rapes squirrel.
I can't wait until next year's Masters, to see if Peter Alliss will be able to resist making a sly comment or ten on BBC coverage.
Time to revisit some old stories of "fallen" sports starts. "Broom, broom Boris", anyone.

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by JimC » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:45 pm
I blame the legion of young, nubile hussies lying in wait for our gallant sports stars, tempting them with their wanton and lewd behaviour...

Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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by klr » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:02 am
JimC wrote:I blame the legion of young, nubile hussies lying in wait for our gallant sports stars, tempting them with their wanton and lewd behaviour...

That's who Tiger would like to blame as well, but no doubt Mrs. Woods thinks different.
In my crystal ball, I see the mother of all divorce settlements.

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by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:03 am
klr wrote:JimC wrote:I blame the legion of young, nubile hussies lying in wait for our gallant sports stars, tempting them with their wanton and lewd behaviour...

That's who Tiger would like to blame as well, but no doubt Mrs. Woods thinks different.
In my crystal ball, I see the mother of all divorce settlements.

The pre-nup says she gets two of his clubs and one of his balls.
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by klr » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:07 am
Gawdzilla wrote:klr wrote:JimC wrote:I blame the legion of young, nubile hussies lying in wait for our gallant sports stars, tempting them with their wanton and lewd behaviour...

That's who Tiger would like to blame as well, but no doubt Mrs. Woods thinks different.
In my crystal ball, I see the mother of all divorce settlements.

The pre-nup says she gets two of his clubs and one of his balls.
Meanwhile, the First Church of Tiger Woods is shutting up shop:
http://tigerwoodsisgod.com/blog/
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by klr » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:27 pm
Apparently Tiger is thinking of appearing on Oprah to confess all, or something similar.
Given the rate at which the "mistress count" is incrementing, I think the Jerry Springer show might be more appropriate.

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by klr » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:50 pm
Just saw this elsewhere, had to post:

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