Civilisation is in the process of collapse

[Forty Two]

[Forty Two]

[Sean Hayden]

god, we do love to pretend the fate of the world hangs on the outcome of the issues we're most involved with don't we?

[laklak]

Yep. The fucking price of marine diesel, for example. Somebody needs to DO something about it, or else ISIS will take over the country and we'll all have to eat camel meat every day. I saw it on Breitbart so it's gotta be true.

[Sean Hayden]

Yeah, sure, but first we need to cut the funding streams to ISIS, the dope smokers, the potheads, the more we lock up the weaker ISIS becomes. --fact

[Brian Peacock]

Yeah, sure, but first we need to cut the funding streams to ISIS, the dope smokers, the potheads, the more we lock up the weaker ISIS becomes. --fact

And Hillary - we need to lock her up first.

[JimC]

Well, we're still quite civilised in Melbourne...

(in comparison to the barbarians in other parts of Oz, at least...)

[Tyrannical]

Yep. The fucking price of marine diesel, for example. Somebody needs to DO something about it, or else ISIS will take over the country and we'll all have to eat camel meat every day. I saw it on Breitbart so it's gotta be true.

Totally off topic, but with the new requirements on low sulfur fuel many cargo ships wont be able to use cheap bunker oil and the demand for marine diesel will increase. Price too I'm afraid.

[Brian Peacock]

Splice the mainbrace lak - and double your HRT!!

[pErvinalia]

Yeah, sure, but first we need to cut the funding streams to ISIS, the dope smokers, the potheads, the more we lock up the weaker ISIS becomes. --fact

And Hillary - we need to lock her up first.

Isn't that crooked woman in jail yet??!

[Hermit]

<-----Has pretensions of civilisation. Is fan of freestyle brawling, aka Australian Football League, a code born in Melbourne. If the players don't start enough fights, fans create their own.

[JimC]

Just letting off a little steam, before another round of ballet, opera and literary criticism...

[pErvinalia]

<-----Has pretensions of civilisation. Is fan of freestyle brawling, aka Australian Football League, a code born in Melbourne. If the players don't start enough fights, fans create their own.

Those were the good old days. Now if that happened, we'd have to have a parliamentary enquiry, the Police commissioner would have to be sacked, the Human Rights Commission called in, and the AFL would institute yet another retarded rule in a long line of retarded rules that have wrecked the once great game.

[Hermit]

Those were the good old days. Now if that happened, we'd have to have a parliamentary enquiry, the Police commissioner would have to be sacked, the Human Rights Commission called in, and the AFL would institute yet another retarded rule in a long line of retarded rules that have wrecked the once great game.

Don't fret, mate. Parliamentary enquiries, commissioner sackings and whatnot will not stop Melbournians, or any other Aussie Rules fans for that matter, from punching the living daylights out of each other.

[pErvinalia]

They've got to keep up with the soccer fans down there. Although, since they disassociated the local soccer clubs from their ethnic roots, the fighting has been a little less violent. I remember when I was at school in Victoria during the 80's and you'd regularly hear of knife fights and molotov cocktails being thrown after games. It was always the fucking Yugoslavs who were the most over the top.