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Re: Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:27 pm

Rum wrote:The traditional British sausage or banger as they are often called is a simple affair. It is simply raw ground pork, salt and pepper, perhaps a few slices, though nothing fancy and that's it.
Yeah, that's what I thought a British sausage was, but when he said British and Aussie sausages I wasn't sure. Pork sausages, while not uncommon here, aren't anywhere near the most common sausage. We eat mostly beef (and sometimes a mix of beef and pork) sausages. And they are thin. The British pork sausages are thick, aren't they?
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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:35 pm

Well you can get thin or thick - same recipe but the thinner ones cook quicker!
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I prefer a thicker pork sausage!
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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:55 pm

How did I know that would make an appearance! :lol:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:59 pm

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Post by Rum » Fri Jun 30, 2017 8:19 pm

I've always had a soft spot for Loz and I'm friends on FB with him. He's doing pretty well and beginning to make a way for himself writing. Always thought he had balls.

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Innuendo, the famous Italian suppository?
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Re: Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack

Post by Forty Two » Wed Jul 05, 2017 1:56 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:The English banger was just that. Full of husk and very little meat. Remember to prick it but that is the problem prick it and all the fat (the only protein in it) runs out. I remember Wall's sausages of the 50's. They went bang if you failed to prick them. Disgusting but cheap.
The Dutch sausages don't need to be pricked, and are chock-full of protein. English sausages are so bad that even their proteins are fats. Naturally, American sausages are worst of all, containing nothing but bad intentions wrapped in pasteurized processed intestines.
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Post by Forty Two » Wed Jul 05, 2017 1:58 pm

JimC wrote:Innuendo, the famous Italian suppository?
Sexual inurendo?
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Re: Sausage roll row: US 'invents' new summer snack

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:27 pm

What? No onions? Barbarism!!! :lay:
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Post by Hermit » Wed Jul 05, 2017 5:37 pm

Forty Two wrote:Naturally, American sausages are worst of all, containing nothing but bad intentions wrapped in pasteurized processed intestines.
Stop exaggerating the qualities of American sausages. They are not wrapped in pasteurized processed intestines at all. The casings are made of collagen, cellulose or plastic, and the filling consists of sawdust and floor sweepings. The only time you get any nutritional value out of them is when a cockroach or a rat drops into the 24m³ bowl that is repurposed from a superannuated cement mixing truck.
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Post by NineBerry » Wed Jul 05, 2017 5:39 pm

German sausages are made from the meat of gods.
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