Ah, another thread on the Olympics. That means they are about to start again soon, amirite?
Last time I watched them, they were held in China, I think. I was in the local hospital's waiting room. The 25 kilometre walk was on. Very exciting, to be sure, but the organisers don't know what a draw card for KFC and Coca Cola ads they are missing out on by not including the noble sport of
farnarkling. Better still, let's have the
staring competition. First competitor to blink loses the match. The current world champion has retained his title by not blinking for over ten minutes. You couldn't ask for a more action packed sport, and isn't the audience who likes that sort of stuff precisely the market segment purveyors of lolly water and fatty tissue disguised as fried chicken are after?