Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by cronus » Thu Sep 24, 2015 5:10 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I take it he won't be going on the Hajj this year then... :tea:
Too busy deleting his bestiality collection before the Met turn up with some questions...and a van. :read:
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by jamest » Thu Sep 24, 2015 5:17 pm

Was it a female pig?

That makes all the difference. :swoon:

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Sep 24, 2015 5:28 pm

jamest wrote:Was it a female pig?

That makes all the difference. :swoon:
I don't believe he became acquainted with the end of the pig that might have helped him decide.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:59 pm

Scumple wrote:The man is plainly another Saville. His interest in online morality and notoriety, and access to the keys to Broadmoor the UK...we'll probably find he's got a secret dungeon full of dead plebs later.... :read:
Nah, he's in it for the cash and the notoriety. You have to remember that although he has an estimated personal fortune of 160 million quid, within his milieu he's a tawdry little new-monied pretender. All he's doing to trying to fit in. He's exactly the sort to inflate his ego by setting up a foundation, thinktank, or library in his own name when he steps down, while whoring himself out for non-exec directorships and handshaking at hospitality events for dodgy corporations and weapons manufacturers. John Major may have been a bit of an arse, but at least he's remained committed to his constituency. In that respect Cameron has Blair written all the way through him - fucking the country over is just a means to his ends.
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Post by cronus » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:07 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:
Scumple wrote:The man is plainly another Saville. His interest in online morality and notoriety, and access to the keys to Broadmoor the UK...we'll probably find he's got a secret dungeon full of dead plebs later.... :read:
Nah, he's in it for the cash and the notoriety. You have to remember that although he has an estimated personal fortune of 160 million quid, within his milieu he's a tawdry little new-monied pretender. All he's doing to trying to fit in. He's exactly the sort to inflate his ego by setting up a foundation, thinktank, or library in his own name when he steps down, while whoring himself out for non-exec directorships and handshaking at hospitality events for dodgy corporations and weapons manufacturers. John Major may have been a bit of an arse, but at least he's remained committed to his constituency. In that respect Cameron has Blair written all the way through him - fucking the country over is just a means to his ends.
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
jamest wrote:Was it a female pig?

That makes all the difference. :swoon:
I don't believe he became acquainted with the end of the pig that might have helped him decide.
Snort.

Being young, I suspect he just wanted to challenge the dictum that there's no ham in a one-night stand.

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Post by cronus » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:32 pm

jamest wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
jamest wrote:Was it a female pig?

That makes all the difference. :swoon:
I don't believe he became acquainted with the end of the pig that might have helped him decide.
Snort.

Being young, I suspect he just wanted to challenge the dictum that there's no ham in a one-night stand.
Can't beat that one...gotta go 100% diagonal to sublime truth in order to acknowledge it...

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:33 pm

Scumple! I swear that if you don't fix whatever is making you double post all the time, I'll start deleting BOTH fucking copies! :lay:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:42 pm

:whistle:
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:50 pm

I should stop doing that, shouldn't I? :shifty:
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Post by jamest » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:56 pm

Hey, you've deleted something funny!!!

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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:00 pm

jamest wrote:Hey, you've deleted something funny!!!
Sorry. You're right. I shouldn't have deleted Brian's post. :tea:
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

Post by jamest » Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:05 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
jamest wrote:Hey, you've deleted something funny!!!
Sorry. You're right. I shouldn't have deleted Brian's post. :tea:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:10 pm

I don't mind. It was far from my best work anyway.
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Re: Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

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I like to think I'm compensating for the missing masses without succumbing to necrophilia like the pm...

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