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Re: 6 y.o. Missouri Boy Kidnapped by Family Friend...

Post by Hermit » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:31 am

piscator wrote:They all have similarly shaped heads so, given the sample, phrenology is valid provided OP gets convicted.
Having watched a documentary on the topic of aliens I agree that they can be recognised as such by the shape of their heads. Apparently,aliens look like this:

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Post by JimC » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:32 am

Dickheads! :nono:
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Post by Hermit » Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:57 am

No. The stereotypical dickhead/hillbilly looks like this:

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 10, 2015 6:02 am

Hermit wrote:No. The stereotypical dickhead/hillbilly looks like this:

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A face made for sucking Koch. :tea:
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Re: 6 y.o. Missouri Boy Kidnapped by Family Friend...

Post by Warren Dew » Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:05 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:...because he was too nice to strangers!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-31170169

Well, I guess the PTSD should take care of the niceness problem. Now all they need to do is cure the screaming and running away when anyone looks at him problem! :nono:
Or else the problem that he'll now think anyone trying to kidnap him is actually a harmless family friend.

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