I've been to lots of countries. Not sure how to do the count right, as I went to Yugoslavia before they split up, so don't know how many countries to count that as.
And JimC, have you really never left Australia?!? Not even to New Zealand??
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I just noticed my passport expired last year. I've been dirt poor for a few years now, so no need to have a valid passport. But as soon as I sell this farm, I might head off again. Will have to get my passport updated. Shame. I liked my last photo. I still had hair and my beard wasn't grey.
I've been to lots of countries. Not sure how to do the count right, as I went to Yugoslavia before they split up, so don't know how many countries to count that as.
And JimC, have you really never left Australia?!? Not even to New Zealand??
I've been to lots of countries. Not sure how to do the count right, as I went to Yugoslavia before they split up, so don't know how many countries to count that as.
And JimC, have you really never left Australia?!? Not even to New Zealand??
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Tasmania is as close to being overseas as I've got...rEvolutionist wrote:I just noticed my passport expired last year. I've been dirt poor for a few years now, so no need to have a valid passport. But as soon as I sell this farm, I might head off again. Will have to get my passport updated. Shame. I liked my last photo. I still had hair and my beard wasn't grey.
I've been to lots of countries. Not sure how to do the count right, as I went to Yugoslavia before they split up, so don't know how many countries to count that as.
And JimC, have you really never left Australia?!? Not even to New Zealand??
I know, I'm a fucking weirdo...
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That's truly bizarre, Jim. Go to New Zealand IMMEDIATELY! Why wouldn't you?!? 
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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You'll have to bait him with gin and quadratic equations...
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Them foreign parts are just plumb scary! 
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1. Englandshirean.
2. Nope. Expired and I'm skint!
3. 28 (More if you count Walesshire and Scotlandshire as countries.)
4. See answer to question 2!
2. Nope. Expired and I'm skint!
3. 28 (More if you count Walesshire and Scotlandshire as countries.)
4. See answer to question 2!
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Aussies telling other Aussies to go to New Zealand? 
I thought you two nations were at war with each other.
I thought you two nations were at war with each other.
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They are. There's a sheep-tush turf-war going on. Not enough eligible lambs to go around...SteveB wrote:Aussies telling other Aussies to go to New Zealand?
I thought you two nations were at war with each other.
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Mostly coz the Welsh have pinched all the pretty ones!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:They are. There's a sheep-tush turf-war going on. Not enough eligible lambs to go around...SteveB wrote:Aussies telling other Aussies to go to New Zealand?
I thought you two nations were at war with each other.
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Hey, just think of all the carbon you're not spewing into the atmosphere by not flying overseas.JimC wrote:Tasmania is as close to being overseas as I've got...rEvolutionist wrote:I just noticed my passport expired last year. I've been dirt poor for a few years now, so no need to have a valid passport. But as soon as I sell this farm, I might head off again. Will have to get my passport updated. Shame. I liked my last photo. I still had hair and my beard wasn't grey.
I've been to lots of countries. Not sure how to do the count right, as I went to Yugoslavia before they split up, so don't know how many countries to count that as.
And JimC, have you really never left Australia?!? Not even to New Zealand??
I know, I'm a fucking weirdo...
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It's only a phoney war. When we are not visiting each other we insult each other over the phone.SteveB wrote:Aussies telling other Aussies to go to New Zealand?
I thought you two nations were at war with each other.
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Sitting in an airport lounge in Vienna, waiting for a late evening flight to Luxembourg, sipping on a decent Cognac (Hennessy). Missing my own bed at home. Travel is overrated, especially when you have to spend 9 hours a day in a meeting room.
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The war between OZ and NZ is entirely played out on the rugby field. No quarter there!
Off the field, we are generally good friends, and I have no problems visiting Australia, which I will be doing later this week. I plan a little scuba diving off the Great Western Sandbank this coming weekend.
Off the field, we are generally good friends, and I have no problems visiting Australia, which I will be doing later this week. I plan a little scuba diving off the Great Western Sandbank this coming weekend.
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1) 'Murkin
2) But of course
3) Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, Venezuela, Bolivia, Bahamas, UK, Eire, Denmark, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Greece, Portugal, Malta, Spain, Netherlands, Sweden, Egypt, Nigeria, Niger, Mali, Benin, South Africa, Swaziland, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Dubai, Abu Dubai, Turkey, Thailand, Japan, Hong Kong, Malaysia, Laos, India, Vietnam (South), probably a few others I've forgotten about.
4) Raised overseas, worked overseas, did a bit of vacation travel. Still a lot of places I'd like to go, but I'm pretty sick of airports and aircraft and snotty TSA assholes.
2) But of course
3) Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, Venezuela, Bolivia, Bahamas, UK, Eire, Denmark, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Greece, Portugal, Malta, Spain, Netherlands, Sweden, Egypt, Nigeria, Niger, Mali, Benin, South Africa, Swaziland, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Dubai, Abu Dubai, Turkey, Thailand, Japan, Hong Kong, Malaysia, Laos, India, Vietnam (South), probably a few others I've forgotten about.
4) Raised overseas, worked overseas, did a bit of vacation travel. Still a lot of places I'd like to go, but I'm pretty sick of airports and aircraft and snotty TSA assholes.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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