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by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 18, 2011 8:55 pm
Rum wrote:charlou wrote:rachelbean wrote:Nobody has claimed the world will end on May 21st, they claim the rapture will happen and that will be the start of Armageddon...kicked off with earthquakes that will kill a bunch of people, but those of us left will get to fight dragons and shit, which seems pretty cool

Maybe to you, an adult, who now knows it's bollocks ... but to confused young minds in the midst of the fundamendalist bollocks ...
Quite so. Hysteria takes on a mad and crazy energy all of its own.
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by Santa_Claus » Wed May 18, 2011 8:56 pm
kiki5711 wrote:Santa_Claus wrote:Did you ask why he thought the EOTW was Saturday?
Just curious - want to make sure my dates don't clash.........
Isn't the date they set on May 21?

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by rachelbean » Wed May 18, 2011 9:00 pm
Actually when I was a kid I ws quite obsessed with the apocalypse and we were part of a church who was "post-tribulation" meaning even us Christians would have to go through everything. I thought for sure one day I was going to have to choose between taking the mark of the beast or getting my head chopped off (thanks to some great Christian movies) but what's fucked up is I was really excited for it. I got in trouble for telling kids on the playground all about it and asking them what they are gonna choose

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by Thinking Aloud » Wed May 18, 2011 9:15 pm
(The actual end of the world is October 21st, I think. Check out the countdown thread. May 21st is Rapture, then there's Xty days of war and stuff.)
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by kiki5711 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:42 pm
Santa_Claus wrote:kiki5711 wrote:Santa_Claus wrote:Did you ask why he thought the EOTW was Saturday?
Just curious - want to make sure my dates don't clash.........
Isn't the date they set on May 21?

No idea who the "they" is in your son's life.
they? hell if I know who came up wit dat? the kids at school are talking about it.
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by Svartalf » Wed May 18, 2011 11:37 pm
kiki5711 wrote:he he funny ya'll
Rum, he'll be 16 this June 29 (that's if the world don't end this Sat.

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He's a very outgoing, social kid, has a girlfriend, likes sports and he still kisses me good night.
I told him "but, but, Lexy's recital is on Sunday,

no way in hell I'm missing that!!!!!

Wait... he's 15 and still believes that crap?
You got bad genes you never told us about or he got dropped onto his head when he was little?
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by pErvinalia » Wed May 18, 2011 11:40 pm
Santa_Claus wrote:Did you ask why he thought the EOTW was Saturday?
Yeah, what's the deal
this time? I haven't been keeping up on my fundie news lately, so this one's kind of crept up on me.
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by Svartalf » Wed May 18, 2011 11:43 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:Stuff like that is a good "critical thinking" exercise.
Analyze the issue with him.
Assertion: The rapture will occur on May 21.
What is the support for that assertion? Some gentleman says it. O.k., fair enough. Who? And, what is he basing that calculation on? Is it believable? How many dire predictions have come before and come to fruition? (0). Doesn't the same book this jackalope is basing his view on also say that nobody can know when the events of the Book of Revelation will come to pass? Yes, that's true.
What is the rapture? Is it even a universally accepted Christian dogma? No. It is not. It is a dogma adhered to by a minority of Christians worldwide. Catholics, for example, are not literal rapturists, and don't even use that term. They view it symbolically.
There is a verse where it says verbatim "nobody knows the day or the hour"
ergo, anybody claiming to know is a false prophet in dire need of getting stoned, and I'm not sure I mean with hemp.
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by Svartalf » Wed May 18, 2011 11:49 pm
Thinking Aloud wrote:(The actual end of the world is October 21st, I think. Check out the countdown thread. May 21st is Rapture, then there's Xty days of war and stuff.)
Isn't it december 12 or 21? I always got that the announced 2011 EOTW was to be in december?
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by Geoff » Wed May 18, 2011 11:51 pm
Svartalf wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:Stuff like that is a good "critical thinking" exercise.
Analyze the issue with him.
Assertion: The rapture will occur on May 21.
What is the support for that assertion? Some gentleman says it. O.k., fair enough. Who? And, what is he basing that calculation on? Is it believable? How many dire predictions have come before and come to fruition? (0). Doesn't the same book this jackalope is basing his view on also say that nobody can know when the events of the Book of Revelation will come to pass? Yes, that's true.
What is the rapture? Is it even a universally accepted Christian dogma? No. It is not. It is a dogma adhered to by a minority of Christians worldwide. Catholics, for example, are not literal rapturists, and don't even use that term. They view it symbolically.
There is a verse where it says verbatim "nobody knows the day or the hour"
ergo, anybody claiming to know is a false prophet in dire need of getting stoned, and I'm not sure I mean with hemp.
Well, "rapture ready" is the accepted authority, I believe, and they say the 21st is nonsense...though how they separate it from the rest of the nonsense is anyone's guess..

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by rachelbean » Wed May 18, 2011 11:52 pm
Svartalf wrote:Thinking Aloud wrote:(The actual end of the world is October 21st, I think. Check out the countdown thread. May 21st is Rapture, then there's Xty days of war and stuff.)
Isn't it december 12 or 21? I always got that the announced 2011 EOTW was to be in december?
Completely different strain of woo. That's dec 21st 2012 relating to the Mayan calendar (a misunderstanding of) and alignment of planets (which actually happens every year) and not related to Jesus returning

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by Geoff » Wed May 18, 2011 11:53 pm
rachelbean wrote:Svartalf wrote:Thinking Aloud wrote:(The actual end of the world is October 21st, I think. Check out the countdown thread. May 21st is Rapture, then there's Xty days of war and stuff.)
Isn't it december 12 or 21? I always got that the announced 2011 EOTW was to be in december?
Completely different strain of woo.
Do they share a common ancestor?
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by pErvinalia » Wed May 18, 2011 11:55 pm
Svartalf wrote:Thinking Aloud wrote:(The actual end of the world is October 21st, I think. Check out the countdown thread. May 21st is Rapture, then there's Xty days of war and stuff.)
Isn't it december 12 or 21? I always got that the announced 2011 EOTW was to be in december?
Wasn't there some movie about it all being in 2012? These loons need to get their stories straight.

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by rachelbean » Wed May 18, 2011 11:56 pm
Geoff wrote:rachelbean wrote:Svartalf wrote:Thinking Aloud wrote:(The actual end of the world is October 21st, I think. Check out the countdown thread. May 21st is Rapture, then there's Xty days of war and stuff.)
Isn't it december 12 or 21? I always got that the announced 2011 EOTW was to be in december?
Completely different strain of woo.
Do they share a common ancestor?
Stupidity

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by Svartalf » Wed May 18, 2011 11:57 pm
Don't know, there's no skeleton, so no fossils for us to study.
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