Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Getting Divorced

[Gawd]

Looks like a real penis, with balls, to me. But, then again, you may have more up close experience than I do.

Don't know about that. You Americans have much more experience in faking things.

Do you mean like when Mo'hamhead 'split the moon in two' ?

No, I mean like when Obama dumped bin Laden's body into the ocean and expects everyone to believe the American version of events.

Nobody gives a fuck what you or anyone like you believes about it.

The scumbag is dead, and whether he slipped on a bar of soap or was forced to eat a ham sandwich while being shot by Navy SEALs, he's still dead. I bet the sharks won't eat him because of how filthy he was. He's just rotting at the bottom of the ocean being eaten by slimy creatures.

Apparently, a nefarious thing called an "American" cares about what I think and won't release any photos or real evidence because it will "offend" me.

[Gallstones]

I always thought she was fugly. But to each their own and who gives a fuck my opinion anyway.

I used to have a thing for Arnold.

[Coito ergo sum]

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Apparently, a nefarious thing called an "American" cares about what I think and won't release any photos or real evidence because it will "offend" me.

He just thinks you can't control yourself.

And, he's not American, he's a Kenyan-Indonesian mulatto communist Manchurian candidate who wants to sell the US to China. Haven't you heard?

[Gallstones]

I remember watching Maria Shriver on Oprah a long time ago. Wonder what the problem is? Is Arnold truly a womanizer or is it that Shriver only gets turned on by men with real political power?
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/10/us/po ... er.html?hp

Well, they met and started dating in the late 1970s, and they've been married for over 25 years. I'm pretty sure she was attracted to him when he had zero political power of any kind, and was just a successful body builder.

Then maybe the problem is that Shriver is looking for a younger, better looking man with a normal sized ding dong that can satisfy her after having no satisfaction for decades? All the steroids that Arnold took probably shrunk his balls to the size of raisins. The steroids would also explain why Arnold would grope other woman in public uncontrollably.

[Robert_S]

The Jews broke up their marriage because Arnie has Austrian genes.

[Gallstones]

And, thanks to google...

NSFW:

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

That's a fake dildo. Notice how Arnold's body is all waxed and hairless except for his ding dong area. And also notice that he has no balls in that picture, supporting my claim that his steroid use shrunk his balls to the size of raisins. And with that much hair in his nether regions, that is likely where he rubs on his testosterone cream. And don't trust magazine photos, they are as likely to be airbrushed as the American gov is likely to destroy evidence.

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[Coito ergo sum]

[Coito ergo sum]

The guy in the back seems dejected...lol

[Gawd]

You don't get that way without major steroid use.

[Rob]

You don't get that way without major steroid use.

How does America fit into this angle?

[Gawd]

You don't get that way without major steroid use.

How does America fit into this angle?

American drug companies, of course.

[Gawd]

Is it just me or does Maria Shriver's Wikipedia picture make her look like a spider?

[Coito ergo sum]

You don't get that way without major steroid use.

He admitted to using anabolic steroids. They were legal then. And, he didn't use large doses.

He looked huge, but he wasn't as huge as one would think - he was about 235 pounds in the late 1970's. Amazing, actually.

[Coito ergo sum]

You don't get that way without major steroid use.

How does America fit into this angle?

American drug companies, of course.

All drugs are supplied to the world by Amerikkka....

[Gawd]

You don't get that way without major steroid use.

He admitted to using anabolic steroids. They were legal then. And, he didn't use large doses.

He looked huge, but he wasn't as huge as one would think - he was about 235 pounds in the late 1970's. Amazing, actually.

Oh, sure, "he didn't use large doses". Wink. Wink.
Those muscles were simply water, bread, and hard work, right? And 235 pounds is pretty damn heavy for a guy.



And just look at this picture of him today, his over grown skull structure is evident of typical HGH use. Not to mention that Ahnold also gets Botox injections now. And don't think for a second that Ahnold isn't doing heavy steroids today.