Whose? The Queen's?pawiz wrote:He'll probably stick his fingers up her twat toodevogue wrote:I can't wait see the kiss on the balcony!
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Actually, I might just watch if that's the case.devogue wrote:Whose? The Queen's?pawiz wrote:He'll probably stick his fingers up her twat toodevogue wrote:I can't wait see the kiss on the balcony!
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Impossible! Hers was sealed up tighter than King Tut's tomb... and probably at about the same time.devogue wrote:Whose? The Queen's?pawiz wrote:He'll probably stick his fingers up her twat toodevogue wrote:I can't wait see the kiss on the balcony!
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I'd say the Queen has a lovely cunt, like Wimbledon Centre Court: nicely trimmed, bone dry, and fucked by Cliff Richard.Bella Fortuna wrote:Impossible! Hers was sealed up tighter than King Tut's tomb... and probably at about the same time.
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And you make TA cry !Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm not turning damn thing on for another two weeks until all risk of contamination is past...
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Feck wrote:And you make TA cry !Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm not turning damn thing on for another two weeks until all risk of contamination is past...
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He loves it.Feck wrote:And you make TA cry !Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm not turning damn thing on for another two weeks until all risk of contamination is past...
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urge toBella Fortuna wrote:He loves it.Feck wrote:And you make TA cry !Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm not turning damn thing on for another two weeks until all risk of contamination is past...
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Seeing as you working Brits are all paying for this thing, I hope you've all been sent tickets to the piss-up afterwards. 
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I am so eager for the big day to come! 
Cos then I can go back to hearing about foreigners blowing each others tits off instead of fawning royal correspondents blah-blahing on and on about "The Dress" and "The Itinerary" and "The Ring". There is very little that I hate as much as the pathetic, reverential voice that ALL royal correspondents use - it makes me physically puke!
I intend to sleep through it all. Working nights has its advantages.
Cos then I can go back to hearing about foreigners blowing each others tits off instead of fawning royal correspondents blah-blahing on and on about "The Dress" and "The Itinerary" and "The Ring". There is very little that I hate as much as the pathetic, reverential voice that ALL royal correspondents use - it makes me physically puke!
I intend to sleep through it all. Working nights has its advantages.
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pawiz wrote:I live over 3000 miles from your stupid fucking piddling country and I can't get away from the "news" about this total waste of time non-event.
Brits, have a fucking word with your powers that be and let them know, "no one fucking gives a shit".
That is all.
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Use a drone. It's a wedding. That's what drones are built for.egbert wrote:pawiz wrote:I live over 3000 miles from your stupid fucking piddling country and I can't get away from the "news" about this total waste of time non-event.
Brits, have a fucking word with your powers that be and let them know, "no one fucking gives a shit".
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Where's the IRA when you need them?
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I think their busy running Northern Ireland at the moment?egbert wrote:Where's the IRA when you need them?
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I'm just off to bed but I didn't want to go before reminding myself and fellow Ratz what an arsebucket full of wankishness this 'wedding' really is.
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