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While this might not come across as "Stupid/Strange/Weird" to US residents, I certainly found it so.
Pastor Urges His Flock to Bring Guns to Church
Pastor Urges His Flock to Bring Guns to Church

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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Um, no. I'd have probably split it off already. You did good.FBM wrote:This is where I shoulda posted the 'Sex with Minors is OK' story instead of starting a new thread.

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You're right. It is turning into a bit of a conversation, isn't it? We had a similar thread a few weeks ago, but I couldn't find it to post it there.Gawdzilla wrote:Um, no. I'd have probably split it off already. You did good.FBM wrote:This is where I shoulda posted the 'Sex with Minors is OK' story instead of starting a new thread.
Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that.

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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Now THAT was dead-bang OP.FBM wrote:Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that.

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Gawdzilla wrote:Now THAT was dead-bang OP.FBM wrote:Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that.

http://www.sniksnak.com/cathealth/howto15.htmlWhen the tom withdraws his penis, which has backward barbs or spines and tears the tender tissue of the vagina, the female will emit a scream and turn on the male, hissing and spitting, and striking out with her front paws with claws extended. She will then characteristically roll and lick her vulva for several minutes. This act will be repeated several more times over a few hours.
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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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Yes, it is obvious, that.Gawdzilla wrote:"A professor of mathematics was giving a class one day. He put an equation on the board and said, "From this it should be obvious that . . ." He stopped, stared at the board for a full five minutes. " . . . yes, it IS obvious that . . ."FBM wrote:I'll try to do better next time...Gawdzilla wrote:You forgot, "It therefore obviously follows that. . . "FBM wrote:True that, but that doesn't change the fact that boar hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises:Gawdzilla wrote:It's not at all uncommon. People get attached to tractors, motorcycles, blenders, all kinds of silly shit. Sailors can get quite attached to their ships.


How is that different from humans in a bad relationship who like fucking together even though they can't stand the other person?FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Now THAT was dead-bang OP.FBM wrote:Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that.![]()
http://www.sniksnak.com/cathealth/howto15.htmlWhen the tom withdraws his penis, which has backward barbs or spines and tears the tender tissue of the vagina, the female will emit a scream and turn on the male, hissing and spitting, and striking out with her front paws with claws extended. She will then characteristically roll and lick her vulva for several minutes. This act will be repeated several more times over a few hours.
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I'm pretty sure most mammals have that; I seem to remember reading (think it was in one of RD's books) that humans are one of the few mammalian species that doesn't.FBM wrote:You're right. It is turning into a bit of a conversation, isn't it? We had a similar thread a few weeks ago, but I couldn't find it to post it there.Gawdzilla wrote:Um, no. I'd have probably split it off already. You did good.FBM wrote:This is where I shoulda posted the 'Sex with Minors is OK' story instead of starting a new thread.
Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that.
(guess I'm not human after all, then...?)


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_boneGeoff wrote:I'm pretty sure most mammals have that; I seem to remember reading (think it was in one of RD's books) that humans are one of the few mammalian species that doesn't.FBM wrote:You're right. It is turning into a bit of a conversation, isn't it? We had a similar thread a few weeks ago, but I couldn't find it to post it there.Gawdzilla wrote:Um, no. I'd have probably split it off already. You did good.FBM wrote:This is where I shoulda posted the 'Sex with Minors is OK' story instead of starting a new thread.
Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that.
(guess I'm not human after all, then...?)
Personally, I had heard of this before - saw plenty in the penis museum in Iceland - but I had never heard of the clitoris bone!!

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"Free Energy" company may not have been quite 'on the level' after all
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I woulda done it too if it weren't for those pesky laws of thermodynamics.
Shock horror,
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Britain has 85 sharia courts: The astonishing spread of the Islamic justice behind closed doors
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He's just spending a year dead for tax purposes?

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