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Post by Geoff » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:40 am

While this might not come across as "Stupid/Strange/Weird" to US residents, I certainly found it so.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:27 pm

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Post by FBM » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:30 pm

:doh: This is where I shoulda posted the 'Sex with Minors is OK' story instead of starting a new thread.
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FBM wrote::doh: This is where I shoulda posted the 'Sex with Minors is OK' story instead of starting a new thread.
Um, no. I'd have probably split it off already. You did good. :hugs:
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FBM wrote::doh: This is where I shoulda posted the 'Sex with Minors is OK' story instead of starting a new thread.
Um, no. I'd have probably split it off already. You did good. :hugs:
You're right. It is turning into a bit of a conversation, isn't it? We had a similar thread a few weeks ago, but I couldn't find it to post it there.

Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that. :?
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FBM wrote:Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that. :?
Now THAT was dead-bang OP. :tup:
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Post by FBM » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:22 pm

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FBM wrote:Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that. :?
Now THAT was dead-bang OP. :tup:
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Post by Transgirlofnofaith » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:46 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:It's not at all uncommon. People get attached to tractors, motorcycles, blenders, all kinds of silly shit. Sailors can get quite attached to their ships.
True that, but that doesn't change the fact that boar hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises:
You forgot, "It therefore obviously follows that. . . " :lol:
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Yes, it is obvious, that. :mrgreen: :hilarious:
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FBM wrote:Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that. :?
Now THAT was dead-bang OP. :tup:
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When the tom withdraws his penis, which has backward barbs or spines and tears the tender tissue of the vagina, the female will emit a scream and turn on the male, hissing and spitting, and striking out with her front paws with claws extended. She will then characteristically roll and lick her vulva for several minutes. This act will be repeated several more times over a few hours.
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Re: Stupid/Strange/Weird news stories.

Post by Geoff » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:18 pm

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote::doh: This is where I shoulda posted the 'Sex with Minors is OK' story instead of starting a new thread.
Um, no. I'd have probably split it off already. You did good. :hugs:
You're right. It is turning into a bit of a conversation, isn't it? We had a similar thread a few weeks ago, but I couldn't find it to post it there.

Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that. :?
I'm pretty sure most mammals have that; I seem to remember reading (think it was in one of RD's books) that humans are one of the few mammalian species that doesn't.

(guess I'm not human after all, then...?) :naughty:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:16 pm

Geoff wrote:
FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote::doh: This is where I shoulda posted the 'Sex with Minors is OK' story instead of starting a new thread.
Um, no. I'd have probably split it off already. You did good. :hugs:
You're right. It is turning into a bit of a conversation, isn't it? We had a similar thread a few weeks ago, but I couldn't find it to post it there.

Meanwhile, raccoons have a penis bone called os penis. A lifetime boner. Imagine that. :?
I'm pretty sure most mammals have that; I seem to remember reading (think it was in one of RD's books) that humans are one of the few mammalian species that doesn't.

(guess I'm not human after all, then...?) :naughty:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_bone
Personally, I had heard of this before - saw plenty in the penis museum in Iceland - but I had never heard of the clitoris bone!! :shock:
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Post by owtth » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:55 pm

"Free Energy" company may not have been quite 'on the level' after all
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