Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:41 pm

tattuchu wrote:I just read that she's a two-pack-a-day chain smoker. Ew :yuk:
Two cock-a-day habit is more like it....

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Post by Robert_S » Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:07 am

LaMont Cranston wrote:If there's any injustice going on regarding Lindsey Lohan, it's the unjust feeling I feel when I see how much coverage this talentless skank gets from the media. Worse than that, we have to see her mother, father and other members of her family getting interviewed. There are many young actresses out in the world who have a lot more talent, are better looking and have better attitudes than this bitch who has been on a downward spiral for longer than I care to remember. If this piece of crap doesn't destroy herself, which is pretty likely, there is almost no chance she will have anything resembling a career in 5 years.
Actually, I don't watch TV or crappy movies. I had to google her to find out who she was and I only know about any of this because I read this thread.

But on the bright side for her, she can get free publicity when she finally tries to clean up.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Post by LaMont Cranston » Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:26 pm

Robert S., I don't wish that anything bad happens to this girl, but I do find it rather amazing that she and others get as much attention from the media as they do. Based on what I've seen on thew news, I wouldn't assume that she's going to try to clean up her act. If I were taking bets on her future, I'd say that there's a much greater chance that she will kill herself in a car crash while continuing to drive while drinking or find some other self-destructive way to do herself in.

I get it that we live in a time when there are numerous 24 hour channels devoted to covering everything that is going on, and one of the ways they fill up all of that time is to make a fuss every time Paris Hilton farts or Britney Spears gives the world a beaver shot, but even in that pantheon of young entertainers who are famous for doing nothing, Lindsey Lohan stands out as being mean-spirited, self-absorbed and miserable.

If this girl can turn her life around and become a better human being, yahoo! In the meantime, I'd be afraid to let my dog fuck her for fear that he'd come away with some nasty diseases.

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Post by Svartalf » Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:41 pm

al-rawandi wrote:Unfortunately it was not a capital crime, then we could be rid of one more talentless trollop.
Bog it, I'm always in need of talentless trollops since the talented ones won't even give me the time of day.
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Post by Robert_S » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:07 pm

LaMont Cranston wrote:Robert S., I don't wish that anything bad happens to this girl, but I do find it rather amazing that she and others get as much attention from the media as they do. Based on what I've seen on thew news, I wouldn't assume that she's going to try to clean up her act. If I were taking bets on her future, I'd say that there's a much greater chance that she will kill herself in a car crash while continuing to drive while drinking or find some other self-destructive way to do herself in.

I get it that we live in a time when there are numerous 24 hour channels devoted to covering everything that is going on, and one of the ways they fill up all of that time is to make a fuss every time Paris Hilton farts or Britney Spears gives the world a beaver shot, but even in that pantheon of young entertainers who are famous for doing nothing, Lindsey Lohan stands out as being mean-spirited, self-absorbed and miserable.

If this girl can turn her life around and become a better human being, yahoo! In the meantime, I'd be afraid to let my dog fuck her for fear that he'd come away with some nasty diseases.
My main point was that there is a choice, that the crap media is quite avoidable. It is much more easily done now that we have the internet.

The "Fuck You" painted on her fingernail and the tears she broke out in when the sentence came down tell me all I need to know about the depth of her personality, her humility, her inner resolve and her integrity. Kids like that are a dime a dozen and the machine makes celebrities of them all the time.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by Hermit » Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:21 am

LaMont Cranston wrote:...this talentless skank ... this bitch ... this piece of crap ...
Thank you for sharing your opinion of Lohan. You've come a long way in the less than two years since you submitted your first post at the Richard Dawkins Forum, simultaneously creating a thread you titled Extreme Niceness & Love wherein you said: "I'm a huge fan of extreme niceness, and the nicest thing I know is love!"
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Post by LaMont Cranston » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:48 pm

Seraph, You are correct, I've come a long way in many areas of my life. I do feel complimented that you have such a great memory...or is it that you are following me around and saving my posts from two years ago. I am curious though, do you feel this way about all the many people who have negative feelings about Lindsey Lohan, or do I get special treatment from you?

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Post by laklak » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:55 pm

I know me. I'd do her.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by colubridae » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:58 pm

Seraph wrote:
LaMont Cranston wrote:...this talentless skank ... this bitch ... this piece of crap ...
Thank you for sharing your opinion of Lohan. You've come a long way in the less than two years since you submitted your first post at the Richard Dawkins Forum, simultaneously creating a thread you titled Extreme Niceness & Love wherein you said: "I'm a huge fan of extreme niceness, and the nicest thing I know is love!"

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:08 pm

She's supposed to turn herself for her stint in the pokey in 20 minutes or so.

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Post by Robert_S » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:12 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:She's supposed to turn herself for her stint in the pokey in 20 minutes or so.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... ail-2.html
The crowd out here is a little unusual," Whitmore said after Lohan's arrival at the Century Regional Detention Facility. "But inside, it's business as usual."

After the booking, Lohan entered the jail's triage, where she is to receive a standard medical and psychological evaluation, Whitmore told media members gathered outside the jail.

State guidelines for handling prisoners would apply to the actress, although "people with notoriety are kept away" from the general jail population for security purposes, he said.

Nancy Lozano, an employee at the detention center, said the building went into lockdown when Lohan arrived. Lozano said she and other employees in the jail's work release program were asked to leave early, and inmates were held in their cells without restroom privileges or recreation time.

"All for this girl," said Lozano, 31, of Maywood.

Lozanol said the only other time she had seen such strict measures at the jail was when Paris Hilton arrived there three years ago.
Fuck... let little miss fuck-you get shanked or improve security for all the inmates. I'm so glad I've never seen her aside from this thread. I despise our culture so much right now.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:56 pm

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She takes a nice mug shot....

She'll be there less than 2 weeks.

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Post by sandinista » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:06 pm

Haven't read this thread, just looking for a quick one sentence wrap up...why the fuck does anyone give a shit about Lindsey Lohan.
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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:08 pm

sandinista wrote:Haven't read this thread, just looking for a quick one sentence wrap up...why the fuck does anyone give a shit about Lindsey Lohan.
She's like a train wreck.

She is a Hollywood actress, busted for DUI and probably drugs, placed on probation, violated the terms of her probation, missed a court hearing about her probation violation because she was partying in France, got sentenced to 90 days in jail, turned herself in yesterday, will serve a week or two when it's all said and done.

She has a nice rack.

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Re: Lindsey Lohan gets 90 days in jail

Post by devogue » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:10 pm

laklak wrote:I know me. I'd do her.
Me too. Hoepfully in a threesome with her lesbian friend. Mmmmmm.

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