I think you'd be more comfortable with a nice piece of liver, mm...mistermack wrote:Fuck the lamb chops.
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Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Get a grip Jim! Rationalia relies on voluntary donations. There is no obligation of course, but if you value this place and want to see it continue please consider making a small donation towards the forum's running costs.
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Or a sheep.JimC wrote:I think you'd be more comfortable with a nice piece of liver, mm...mistermack wrote:Fuck the lamb chops.
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Oh right. What sort do you recommend?JimC wrote:I think you'd be more comfortable with a nice piece of liver, mm...mistermack wrote:Fuck the lamb chops.
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He certainly lodged his complaint.
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Ok, but apparently Portnoy was jewish so he was circumcised, and anyway, where can I get kosher liver?
It's all too complicated. I'll ring David Cameron, and see if he can recommend something economical.
Maybe you CAN make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
It's all too complicated. I'll ring David Cameron, and see if he can recommend something economical.
Maybe you CAN make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
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Yeah, might as well go the whole hog eh?
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Worth thinking about. A sow isn't very pretty, but she does have about sixteen tits.Brian Peacock wrote:Yeah, might as well go the whole hog eh?
Swings and roundabouts.
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What do you do when you discover that a shark has been washed into a swimming pool? In Australia you swim up to it, catch it and chuck it back out into the open sea. At least, that is what you do if your name is Melissa Hatheier and you notice a shark swimming with you in the rockpool at Cronulla Beach.
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Straya!! 
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It was a relatively harmless Port Jackson shark, with bony plates for crushing shellfish rather than normal teeth - she did say she wouldn't have done it if it had been a Great White... 
But good on her anyway...
But good on her anyway...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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A top sheila.
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