All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

[L'Emmerdeur]

Melania movie is a flop. Many theaters sold 0-1 tickets for first showing. But the trailer is a big hit.

It was a boondoggle and a grift from day one. Never was intended to sell tickets, in my opinion.

[NineBerry]

It is a present from Jeff Bezos to Trump to show loyalty

[Tero]

Wonder how much Trump is in the actual movie? He was afterall elsewhere grabbing pussy most of the time.

[Brian Peacock]

They had a glitzy premier at the White House with Melania branded popcorn. The documentary cost $40m to make. Melania is the executive producer and head of marketing for the film, and she only paid herself a meagre $29m. This is a great way to give the President and his family a chunk of good, old-fashioned, hard cash while also gifting them an ego-boosting bit of glossy propaganda. This is the sort of thing Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu used to go in for - and we all know how that ended, eh?

[Svartalf]

if melanoma has the business savvy of her husband, no wonder the thing tanked so hard