Local news...not The Onion

[Tero]

Just how does a drunk driver, who would be familiar with freeways, go underneath a freeway and then get on the off ramp and head the wrong way? The first ramp available would be the proper on ramp. All off ramps have a sign "wrong way" if you accidentally get on it. After entering of course taking the right hand lane of the 2 lanes.

LINCOLN, Neb. (KOLN) - A crash on I-80 west of Lincoln late Tuesday night may have been caused by a drunk driver heading the wrong way.

Nebraska State Patrol troopers, along with deputies from the Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office, were called to the area of mile marker 391 on I-80 just after 11 p.m. on a report of a semi and car crashing head-on into each other.

NSP said a 29-year-old woman from Dorchester side-swiped a semi while driving her BMW 330 eastbound in the westbound lanes.

Police said the BMW driver was transported to Bryan Health West Campus with non life-threatening injuries.

[Tero]

Man drives into cow 5AM
https://www.1011now.com/2023/04/16/vict ... rs-county/

[Tero]

Man drives into cow 5AM
https://www.1011now.com/2023/04/16/vict ... rs-county/

Always wear a seat belt when engaging with cows or moose.

[Tero]

Power station staff told man to get out. He refused. Now dead. Who at fault?
https://www.1011now.com/2023/04/15/fami ... rt-appeal/
not the taxpayer! We own the power company.

[Tero]

Warning/citation refers to fine.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/05/01/linc ... utType=amp
The Finnish police would remove the driver gor no license. For mist of the rest they would remove the plates. You get them back when no longer drunk or when papers are in order.

[Tero]

Always take your gun to breakfast at Cracker Barrel. You never know when bulkets fly.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/05/08/poli ... anicclicks

[Tero]

Huge avocado spill
https://www.1011now.com/video/2023/05/1 ... anicclicks

[Tero]

Cowboy and his horse have left for greener pastures.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/06/28/nebr ... ck-riding/

[Tero]

The dangers of sewer cleaning
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... er-manhole

[Sean Hayden]

—terrifying

[rasetsu]

[Tero]

Drag Queen story hour will now end up in all independent bookstores in the liberal and 50/50 states.

[Tero]

Always follow the dpeed limit exactly with drugs. Specially 3mpg and 46 zones. 5mph higher on and off but never under the speed limit either.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/07/11/troo ... ar-gering/
They were getting drugs from Colorado or Wyoming. The more states you drive through the more likely a stop is.

[Tero]

Ongoing case of murder where the body was dumped at one of my birding lakes
https://www.1011now.com/2023/07/11/linc ... entencing/

[Tero]

Everything happens on the North side after 9PM.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/07/15/eigh ... h-lincoln/
and the people seem to be poor. Robber got 19 dollars. Not a single 20 dollar bill among 8 people.