All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by JimC » Wed Aug 13, 2025 11:29 pm

Besides, he could always release those pictures of Trump he has tucked away...
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Svartalf » Thu Aug 14, 2025 5:40 am

aufbahrung wrote:
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Trumps secret plan? the arrest of Vladimir Putin. National guard is the distraction whilst the real deal is the SWAT team surrounding Putins hotel.
I thought they were there to make sure nobody goes out a window.
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Svartalf » Thu Aug 14, 2025 5:42 am

JimC wrote:
Wed Aug 13, 2025 11:29 pm
Besides, he could always release those pictures of Trump he has tucked away...
Unless those include proof of frump committing high treason, I don't think the orange orang outang would even mind, that man has no shame.
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Aug 15, 2025 7:32 am

I think Trump's demeanour and body language around the meeting with Putin is interesting. It's almost as if he's trying to act the part of a serious politician - like a drunk person desperately pretending to be sober.
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Post by aufbahrung » Fri Aug 15, 2025 7:36 am

spy meeting his spymaster - wonder what the real game is?
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by JimC » Fri Aug 15, 2025 7:37 am

Trump gives Alaska back to Russia, in exchange for Russia not taking all of Ukraine, and not releasing those pictures...
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Svartalf » Fri Aug 15, 2025 7:48 am

given that Russia sold Alaska off because it lacked the resources to actually occupy it as part of its possessions, maybe that's still true and putin doesn't want it back anyway
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Aug 15, 2025 8:17 am

He can house nukes there. Closer to America.
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Svartalf » Fri Aug 15, 2025 11:17 am

like he already does in Kamchatka?
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Tero » Fri Aug 15, 2025 11:33 am

Trump keeps calling Norway weekly. To demand the Nobel Prize by Christmas. Because in 5 minutes he will end the war.
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by aufbahrung » Fri Aug 15, 2025 11:40 am

He will make sure the majority of both Russian and American nuclear weapons can never be used again?
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Tero » Fri Aug 15, 2025 12:21 pm

Putin was demanding recognition. He demanded the meeting. So now all MAGA voters will say "he is OK" Trump said so.
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by aufbahrung » Fri Aug 15, 2025 2:46 pm

This time the gift is a bottle of Trumps favourite aftershave?

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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Svartalf » Fri Aug 15, 2025 2:49 pm

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