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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:40 pm

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Re: 75% of Americans Too Fat or Dumb to Join Army

Post by Ian » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:33 pm

MrJonno wrote:There is never going to be conscription in the UK most the population would just tell the government to piss off (General strike beats any firearms). I do love our complete lack of patriotism wouldnt want to be anywhere else

Not that there could possible be any need , sure someone might lob a few ICBM at us but no one is seriously going to bother with an amphibious invasion
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Re: 75% of Americans Too Fat or Dumb to Join Army

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MrJonno wrote:There is never going to be conscription in the UK most the population would just tell the government to piss off (General strike beats any firearms). I do love our complete lack of patriotism wouldnt want to be anywhere else

Not that there could possible be any need , sure someone might lob a few ICBM at us but no one is seriously going to bother with an amphibious invasion
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Post by klr » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:53 pm

Meh. You Yanks never had to face the Vikings and then the Normans in quick succession.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:57 pm

klr wrote:Meh. You Yanks never had to face the Vikings and then the Normans in quick succession.
No, but we have a ravening horde of Canucks just over the border. :nervous:
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Post by klr » Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:00 pm

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klr wrote:Meh. You Yanks never had to face the Vikings and then the Normans in quick succession.
No, but we have a ravening horde of Canucks just over the border. :nervous:
... and even more ravenous hordes of Mexicans on the other side. The dangers of a two-front war. :zilla:
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klr wrote:Meh. You Yanks never had to face the Vikings and then the Normans in quick succession.
No, but we have a ravening horde of Canucks just over the border. :nervous:
... and even more ravenous hordes of Mexicans on the other side. The dangers of a two-front war. :zilla:
Oh, we've learned from the Germans. First Canada, then Mexico. This is why we have such good relations with Mexico right now. :tup:
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:20 am

klr wrote:Meh. You Yanks never had to face the Vikings and then the Normans in quick succession.
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Post by Ayaan » Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:45 am

The problem is, once you lose the weight, you still have to eat less. If you weighed 200 lbs and lost down to 125 lbs, you can't eat like someone who has always weighed 125 lbs. To maintain that, you have to both eat less and exercise more than someone who has always weighed that. Metabolism plays a role too - and once that gets screwed up, you can wind up eating 700 calories a day, exercising two hours a day, and still fighting like hell for every ounce lost.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:47 am

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Post by Woodbutcher » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:16 am

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klr wrote:Meh. You Yanks never had to face the Vikings and then the Normans in quick succession.
No, but we have a ravening horde of Canucks just over the border. :nervous:
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klr wrote:Meh. You Yanks never had to face the Vikings and then the Normans in quick succession.
No, but we have a ravening horde of Canucks just over the border. :nervous:
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Post by amused » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:33 am

Ayaan wrote:The problem is, once you lose the weight, you still have to eat less. If you weighed 200 lbs and lost down to 125 lbs, you can't eat like someone who has always weighed 125 lbs. To maintain that, you have to both eat less and exercise more than someone who has always weighed that. Metabolism plays a role too - and once that gets screwed up, you can wind up eating 700 calories a day, exercising two hours a day, and still fighting like hell for every ounce lost.
I'm curious about this as well. I'm hoping that maintenance level will be easier than losing level, because I can't keep dedicating so much time to this. Just have to get there and see.

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Post by Warren Dew » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:51 am

amused wrote:I'm limiting calories to around 1500 a day, and have increased my rollerblading to 15.5 miles most days, which the various calculators estimate is around 800 calories burned. So I'm running a daily calorie deficit of about 1300 calories off a 2000 normal budget. At that rate I *should* be losing 2 pounds a week using the basic math of 3500 calories per pound, but I'm closer to 1 pound in actuality.
That's because when you semistarve yourself, your body lowers your metabolism to try to make up for it. That's the part that Coito keeps missing.

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Post by eXcommunicate » Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:59 am

Warren Dew wrote:
amused wrote:I'm limiting calories to around 1500 a day, and have increased my rollerblading to 15.5 miles most days, which the various calculators estimate is around 800 calories burned. So I'm running a daily calorie deficit of about 1300 calories off a 2000 normal budget. At that rate I *should* be losing 2 pounds a week using the basic math of 3500 calories per pound, but I'm closer to 1 pound in actuality.
That's because when you semistarve yourself, your body lowers your metabolism to try to make up for it. That's the part that Coito keeps missing.
That is a consideration. 1500 kcals /day just doesn't seem sustainable (to maintain a healthy lifestyle). I think there comes a point where you need to stop worrying about pounds and start thinking about other metrics.
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