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Re: La-Z-God

Post by The Dawktor » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:11 pm

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The Dawktor wrote:You just couldn't make it up- well, you could, but no-one would believe you! :roll: :roll: :roll:
Imagine them wheeling him into your office, chair and all.
Nothing would surprise me these days Gawd! :roll:
I could fix that. :plot:
But Gawd- I've already seen a mature gentleman, living in a basement, clad only in stained underwear and surrounded by empty pizza boxes this week!

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Re: La-Z-God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:12 pm

The Dawktor wrote:But Gawd- I've already seen a mature gentleman, living in a basement, clad only in stained underwear and surrounded by empty pizza boxes this week!

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Yeah, that's pretty routine. But if you want to be not-bored (read "terrified"), I'm your lizard-thingy.
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Re: La-Z-God

Post by Pappa » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:15 pm

At least he's with god now.
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Re: La-Z-God

Post by Faithfree » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:43 pm

Pappa wrote:At least he's with god now.
All that praying worked a treat! - Fast tracked to heaven .............. um ....... maybe
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Re: La-Z-God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:45 pm

So, any guesses what the wife was praying for there near the end, with 800 pounds of shitty husband wallowing in a recliner and demanding to be fed several times a day? :ask:
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Re: La-Z-God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:26 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:So, any guesses what the wife was praying for there near the end, with 800 pounds of shitty husband wallowing in a recliner and demanding to be fed several times a day? :ask:
And look, it happened! There is a god!
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Re: La-Z-God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:29 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:So, any guesses what the wife was praying for there near the end, with 800 pounds of shitty husband wallowing in a recliner and demanding to be fed several times a day? :ask:
And look, it happened! There is a god!
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Re: La-Z-God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:31 pm

"Screw your ten commandments! We've got eleven herbs and spices! Top that!"
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Re: La-Z-God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:33 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:"Screw your ten commandments! We've got eleven herbs and spices! Top that!"
"Eleven herbs and spices identified by police forensics team. Sanders expected to enter plea bargain."
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