What really happened with Tiger Woods?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If it's just a simple matter, why don't he and his wife just meet with the authorities as requested, and stop putting it off again and again? And would a regular Joe Public be allowed to fob the police and other investigators off day after day as Woods is doing?

Tiger doesn't want his wife up on domestic violence charges, obviously. His endorsements might suffer. And celebrities do get treated differently, hence the name.

[JimC]

If it's just a simple matter, why don't he and his wife just meet with the authorities as requested, and stop putting it off again and again? And would a regular Joe Public be allowed to fob the police and other investigators off day after day as Woods is doing?

That's the part that annoys me, too. In Australia, no person who was involved in a car crash could possibly get away with "being unavailable" to the police, no matter what their status...

[Rum]

If it's just a simple matter, why don't he and his wife just meet with the authorities as requested, and stop putting it off again and again? And would a regular Joe Public be allowed to fob the police and other investigators off day after day as Woods is doing?

That's the part that annoys me, too. In Australia, no person who was involved in a car crash could possibly get away with "being unavailable" to the police, no matter what their status...

Here neither, though I suppose if one is not being accused of actually breaking the law?...

This is (surely) about not spoiling the Tiger Woods 'brand', which makes so many millions.

[Deep Sea Isopod]

Am I the only one who couldn't give a rodents rectum?

[klr]

Am I the only one who couldn't give a rodents rectum?

No, but some of us are more than mildly curious, not least because of the way in which Woods is being treated so preferentially by the authorities. Try telling your local Bobby that you don't really want to help him with enquiries ...

[The Dawktor]

My ambivalence knows no bounds- If pressed I'd plump for marital disharmony!

[klr]

My ambivalence knows no bounds- If pressed I'd plump for marital disharmony!

I think that's what the world and his four-legged canine companion are already thinking.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Am I the only one who couldn't give a rodents rectum?

+ moi

[devogue]

His wife whacked him with the golf club then, when he got in to the car calling her a crazy bitch, she screamed "Don't you start that motherfuckin' car golf boy!! Don't you start that motherfuckin' car".

He started the car.

Then she screamed "I'm a-warnin' you golf boy - don't you drive that motherfuckin' car! Don't you drive that motherfuckin' car golf boy!!!"

He drove the car.

Mrs Tigress threw the driver and it was a great shot, right through his back windscreen. Tiger went: "WTF!!!!" and drove in to the fire hydrant and tree.

A drop ball resulted. End of.

[klr]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8389660.stm

Golfer Tiger Woods was to blame for the car crash he was involved in outside his Florida home on Friday but will not face criminal charges, police say.

Maj Cindy Williams from Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was guilty of careless driving...
...

Careless driving? He did enough of that in the second round at Turnberry this year.

And since when do the traffic police get to have a rank of major?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8389660.stm

Golfer Tiger Woods was to blame for the car crash he was involved in outside his Florida home on Friday but will not face criminal charges, police say.

Maj Cindy Williams from Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was guilty of careless driving...
...

Careless driving? He did enough of that in the second round at Turnberry this year.

And since when do the traffic police get to have a rank of major?

FHP is para-military.

[klr]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8389660.stm

Golfer Tiger Woods was to blame for the car crash he was involved in outside his Florida home on Friday but will not face criminal charges, police say.

Maj Cindy Williams from Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was guilty of careless driving...
...

Careless driving? He did enough of that in the second round at Turnberry this year.

And since when do the traffic police get to have a rank of major?

FHP is para-military.

I see ... "para-military" has very definite connotations in this part of the world (... I was going to say: "... in this neck of the woods").

So young Master Eldrick is free, with just a minor blemish on his driving record. Somehow I don't think he'll be sending himself up in any forthcoming advertisements for Nike drivers.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

FHP is para-military.

I see ... "para-military" has very definite connotations in this part of the world (... I was going to say: "... in this neck of the woods").

So young Master Eldrick is free, with just a minor blemish on his driving record. Somehow I don't think he'll be sending himself up in any forthcoming advertisements for Nike drivers. [/quote]
"TIger Woods get run over by Tiger Drivers!"

[klr]

It had to happen ... some jokes:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Gillette have dropped Tiger Woods from their advertisements because he admitted that his car crash was truly the closest shave he's ever had.

What's Tigers' wife's favourite club? A "rescue" iron

Apparently Tigers's incident didnt happen at 2.15am, it was FORE am. He DROVE his car away but got WEDGED against the fire hydrant. He is trying to PUTT some SPIN on his story.

Tiger's wife had terrible trouble finding her husband after the crash, she couldn't see the Woods for the trees.

[devogue]

Surprise, surprise. He's been porking half the country.

So that's Henry and Woods fucked - next week: Federer rapes squirrel.