The state of the UK.

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Re: The state of the UK.

Post by Svartalf » Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:58 pm

he buying a rolls for each of his spouses and a BMW for each offspring? What need has he for that many vehicles?
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:06 pm

Do they have roads to drive them on?
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Re: The state of the UK.

Post by laklak » Tue Dec 10, 2019 4:58 pm

The Rolls are for 11 of his wives, though he has 15. Evidently 4 of them aren't pleasing him. The BMWs are for his "escorts riders". They're currently driving 5 year old BMW X5s and we can't have that, can we? What kind of fucing King has escort riders driving 5 year old Beemers?

He's utterly fucking clueless. In the same week this news came out, the government announced new taxes on taxi fares and bread, and a cut to pension payments, because they're basically completely broke. Never mind the 500 MILLION USD he's spending on a new convention center, or the several hundred million he just spent on a new, completely unnecessary airport. This while the tourist hotels in the same valley as the new convention center are closing for lack of business. Apparently, if you build it, they will come, or some such nonsense. But never mind, he just sent an Army patrol through Mozambique to the sea, to bring back sea water. He uses it to "purify" himself so he is more able to "see into the future".

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Re: The state of the UK.

Post by Woodbutcher » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:01 pm

laklak wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 4:58 pm
The Rolls are for 11 of his wives, though he has 15. Evidently 4 of them aren't pleasing him. The BMWs are for his "escorts riders". They're currently driving 5 year old BMW X5s and we can't have that, can we? What kind of fucing King has escort riders driving 5 year old Beemers?

He's utterly fucking clueless. In the same week this news came out, the government announced new taxes on taxi fares and bread, and a cut to pension payments, because they're basically completely broke. Never mind the 500 MILLION USD he's spending on a new convention center, or the several hundred million he just spent on a new, completely unnecessary airport. This while the tourist hotels in the same valley as the new convention center are closing for lack of business. Apparently, if you build it, they will come, or some such nonsense. But never mind, he just sent an Army patrol through Mozambique to the sea, to bring back sea water. He uses it to "purify" himself so he is more able to "see into the future".

I shit you not.
Sort of like Trump, then.
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Re: The state of the UK.

Post by laklak » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:05 pm

The Donald has better handlers.
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Re: The state of the UK.

Post by Svartalf » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:08 pm

matters little, he constantly bypasses them
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Re: The state of the UK.

Post by rainbow » Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:44 am

Woodbutcher wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:01 pm
laklak wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 4:58 pm
The Rolls are for 11 of his wives, though he has 15. Evidently 4 of them aren't pleasing him. The BMWs are for his "escorts riders". They're currently driving 5 year old BMW X5s and we can't have that, can we? What kind of fucing King has escort riders driving 5 year old Beemers?

He's utterly fucking clueless. In the same week this news came out, the government announced new taxes on taxi fares and bread, and a cut to pension payments, because they're basically completely broke. Never mind the 500 MILLION USD he's spending on a new convention center, or the several hundred million he just spent on a new, completely unnecessary airport. This while the tourist hotels in the same valley as the new convention center are closing for lack of business. Apparently, if you build it, they will come, or some such nonsense. But never mind, he just sent an Army patrol through Mozambique to the sea, to bring back sea water. He uses it to "purify" himself so he is more able to "see into the future".

I shit you not.
Sort of like Trump, then.
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Re: The state of the UK.

Post by rainbow » Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:52 am

laklak wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:05 pm
The Donald has better handlers.
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Re: The state of the UK.

Post by laklak » Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:56 pm

I think the literal translation is "Mswati III".
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