President Oprah Winfrey?

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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:48 am

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Post by Tero » Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:51 am

Will she give everyone a car? At least a nice bike, at least $700?

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:15 am

mistermack wrote:
pErvinalia wrote:When's Mrs Obama going to run?
I reckon she'll run.
Most people would think twice about paying the price of loss of privacy and anonymity, and having to have protection for the rest of their lives. But she's already paying that price. It can't get much worse, so she might as well go for it.
Maybe Hillary's experience will put her off though.

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Re: President Oprah Winfrey?

Post by laklak » Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:19 am

mistermack wrote:
Animavore wrote:If she can rile up all those Alt-Right fools (check the comments, she already has) and make them expose themselves I think she'll do alright.
I'm afraid Oprah Winfrey is one of the last women on Earth that could make me expose myself. :|~
How about Whoopie Goldberg?
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Post by Tero » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:01 am

Have to change name to Oprah Goldberg.

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Post by laklak » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:08 am

Whoopie Winfrey has a certain ring to it.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by JimC » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:06 am

Brian Peacock wrote:Only Hayden has a coherent vision for a new America. :smoke:
Who the fuck is he, she or it?
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Re: President Oprah Winfrey?

Post by laklak » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:17 am

Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: President Oprah Winfrey?

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:27 am

It's rare for me to find such a complete description of myself... :tea:
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Re: President Oprah Winfrey?

Post by L'Emmerdeur » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:43 am

I can tell you one thing. I don't want an anti-human, Nazi troll to occupy the White House. :whistle:

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Re: President Oprah Winfrey?

Post by Animavore » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:47 am

Fake news!

I mean InfoWars.
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Post by Seabass » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:38 am

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Re: President Oprah Winfrey?

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:28 am

Alex Jones isn't a bad guy. He's just an actor playing the part of a cunt for money. :tea:
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Re: President Oprah Winfrey?

Post by Seabass » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:34 am

Brian Peacock wrote:Alex Jones isn't a bad guy. He's just an actor playing the part of a cunt for money. :tea:
No way, man—he's a valid news source, unlike that totally biased NBC News.
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Re: President Oprah Winfrey?

Post by Rum » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:38 am

I couldn't resist... :hehe:
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