The Queen's Meeting

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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu May 04, 2017 9:37 am

The Greek can take out the iron pole from his back. Jug Ears and a Hundred a Day might have to work for a change or Little Willie might be moved into position.
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by JimC » Thu May 04, 2017 9:44 am

I thought she was going to announce the discovery of a long-lost royal descendent named Jim living in Melbourne, who is to be awarded a royal stipend...
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 04, 2017 9:50 am

So the old bag isn't dead?
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by JimC » Thu May 04, 2017 10:06 am

Apparently it's all about Prince Phillip stepping down from royal duties...
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by Animavore » Thu May 04, 2017 10:14 am

pErvin wrote:So the old bag isn't dead?
Not until after Charles goes.
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu May 04, 2017 10:15 am

Anybody interested? He needs more monkey glands.
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu May 04, 2017 10:16 am

Charles will never be king. Cant allow Hundred a Day anywhere near the throne.
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by Svartalf » Thu May 04, 2017 12:24 pm

the Greek guy ought to have retired years ago.... he's not in any state anymore.
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by Svartalf » Thu May 04, 2017 12:26 pm

JimC wrote:I thought she was going to announce the discovery of a long-lost royal descendent named Jim living in Melbourne, who is to be awarded a royal stipend...
Fuck off, there are Stuart descendents who'll take precedence. .
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by Svartalf » Thu May 04, 2017 12:27 pm

pErvin wrote:So the old bag isn't dead?
her mum got to be 100 or more, so will she.
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by Svartalf » Thu May 04, 2017 12:29 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:Charles will never be king. Cant allow Hundred a Day anywhere near the throne.
much as I agree, he might succeed his mum if he doesn't croak out in good time to let her step down for willie.
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 04, 2017 12:38 pm

JimC wrote:Apparently it's all about Prince Phillip stepping down from royal duties...
He didn't do anything, did he? Other than make a racist or mysogynist comment every few months.
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu May 04, 2017 1:01 pm

I thought that was his job. He did bugger all else.
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by laklak » Thu May 04, 2017 1:44 pm

He is basically a very well paid gigolo.
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Re: The Queen's Meeting

Post by Tero » Thu May 04, 2017 1:51 pm

The queen still gets oral sex?

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