How do we solve the Straya problem?

[pErvinalia]

You couldn't keep all yer guns here in Oz, L.

[laklak]

Could back then, this was in the mid 70s. I'd probably be a rabid socialist commie pinko fag by now if I'd immigrated.

[pErvinalia]

Yep You'd probably have a man bun too.

[laklak]

Skinny jeans.

[Brian Peacock]

Thongs.

[mistermack]

The first Australian I met was a fellow barman called Graham.
His one topic of conversation was fighting. Not him, but fighting in general.
If you mentioned the pope, he would probably say that the Dalai Lama could kick the shit out of the pope.

Then I later got an Australian girlfriend. She was really beautiful, and innocent-looking.
But take her out, and she would be muttering under her breath about other girls. "who does she think she's staring at?" and was constantly convinced they were taking the piss out of her. I had to constantly keep her under control. And racist !!! I'd never known anything like it.

She taught me everything I know about how bad blacks are.

[pErvinalia]

I think she's going out with Tyrannical now..

[laklak]

I learned that Abos were actually a kind of monkey. I didn't realize that.

[pErvinalia]