Gator Tots

[laklak]

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[Hermit]

Exi will just love it!

No. It lacks trace elements of homophobia and racism. We can fix this, though.

If the toddler was a future sand nigger and a poof, the alligator has been of service to mankind.

Now for a bonus addition: Sexism.

Even greater service if the toddler was a future sand nigger and a dyke.

Thank you, Exi. You inspire me to sink to ever lower depths of depravity.

[Svartalf]

Frankly, Herm, you've gotten me used to better stuff from you, exifucktardist doesn't deserve your lowering your standard so

[Brian Peacock]

This is a terribly sad story. Unless its a hoax and something even sadder has taken place.

[JimC]

It is a sad story, but all black humour has a sad story somewhere...

When cars go into flooded creeks in Northern Oz, and waiting crocs devour people as they struggle free, the meme "Meals on Wheels" is never far away...

[Hermit]

Frankly, Herm, you've gotten me used to better stuff from you, exifucktardist doesn't deserve your lowering your standard so

Well, there is a side of me you have been unaware of; I get spiteful when deluded, sanctimonious sermonisers call me the most vile person he ever had a conversation with, and absolutely foul. Since he does not care for the forum's "Play nice" rule, I don't mind posting stuff designed to provoke him into ever more ridiculous conniptions. It's a throwback to my school days, where I was the despair of most of my teachers. At one stage they called both my parents in for a conference. When they returned, they told me that according to them I do not merely poison the atmosphere of my class. I poisoned the atmosphere of the entire school. Man, you can't imagine how pleased I was when I heard that. Four years from my final year I had already become quite effective at sabotaging the attempts by that bunch of martinets to dragoon us into sullen obedience and acceptance of all they considered morally wholesome with their incessant stream of lame sermons and lectures. It's not as though I actually disagreed with many of the values they wanted to instil in us. It was the method by which they tried it. Dragooning never went down well with me, and that is the approach Exi is taking. So, big raspberries to him.

[Svartalf]

This is a terribly sad story. Unless its a hoax and something even sadder has taken place.

what's real sad, if what I hear is true, is that the family was having a swim in a place clearly labelled as "no swimming" when the attack took place, so the kid was essentially murdered by its parents stupidity.

[piscator]

My neighbor the retired State Trooper is now the city Fire Marshal. He took a tour of the City campgrounds last night, and a woman was sitting next to a campfire, on a propane cylinder. He said the fire was blistering the paint.

[Brian Peacock]

Jeez!

[JimC]

Contender for a Darwin award there...

[pErvinalia]

False flag.

[Brian Peacock]

Steady.

[JimC]

False flag.

Somewhat Crumplesque...

Please explain...

[pErvinalia]

It's part of Obama's plan for the Marxist takeover of Amerka.

[Svartalf]

If Obama had a plan for a marxist takeover he would support Bernie, not hillbillary