I've lost all faith in Merkins

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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 12, 2015 6:36 am

piscator wrote:Haha! 13% don't know how Arkansas got its name!! :funny:
For that matter, neither do I...
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by piscator » Tue May 12, 2015 6:39 am

That's where Noah looked out of his Ark and saw Joan, silly.
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 12, 2015 7:38 am

Dunno, I had religious ed as a kid in Canada (catlicker school and all) and that was not mentioned
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by rainbow » Tue May 12, 2015 7:49 am

Svartalf wrote:Dunno, I had religious ed as a kid in Canada (catlicker school and all) and that was not mentioned
Job Ch10:
8 Thine hands have made me and fashioned me together round about; yet thou dost destroy me.

9 Remember, I beseech thee, that thou hast made me as the clay; and wilt thou bring me into dust again?

10 Hast thou not poured me out as milk, and curdled me like cheese?
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 12, 2015 8:20 am

Yeah, I know, Job,n or why the chretin god is Evil
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by cronus » Tue May 12, 2015 9:13 am

Svartalf wrote:Yeah, I know, Job,n or why the chretin god is Evil
God is Satan, in all but name and ultimate character. Dark side and light side of the force is the same thing. It is you who chooses your moral choices, given that God is good and only left you a few contradictory clues, and then you are judged - after you die. Linguistic devices to control your behaviour and stop you living like Royalty and being above the law....slave religion. :read:
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by rainbow » Tue May 12, 2015 11:06 am

Svartalf wrote:Yeah, I know, Job,n or why the chretin god is Evil
Well don't blame me if you end up curdled like cheese.
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 12, 2015 11:11 am

I've already been curdled like spoilt milk
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by rainbow » Tue May 12, 2015 11:13 am

Svartalf wrote:I've already been curdled like spoilt milk
Cheese's Crust.

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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue May 12, 2015 7:03 pm

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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Seth » Fri May 15, 2015 5:42 pm

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We defend half the fucking planet from the other half and have since WWII, so pay up, deadbeats.

We don't guarantee "free" health care for all because it's a fiscal impossibility to do so and trying to do so is bankrupting most of Europe. We're not nearly as abysmally stupid as most of Europe's socialist useful idiots are.

"Industrialized world" is cherry picking, and our standard of living, even for the poorest of the poor far exceeds that of just about everywhere else on earth.

Most people don't need to go to college and waste taxpayer dollars getting an "education" that will be useless to them in the real world. College is, and has always been where the intellectually elite go to learn. Most of the rest of us need targeted trade-school training, not a liberal arts degree that is worth exactly as much as the toilet paper you wiped your ass with ten minutes ago...but which (in a socialized society) cost the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of wasted dollars.

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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Ian » Fri May 15, 2015 9:24 pm

Easy there... that's our next President you're talking about. :biggrin:

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Post by Seth » Sat May 16, 2015 12:09 am

Ian wrote:Easy there... that's our next President you're talking about. :biggrin:
I wish that were a joke... :cry:
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Re: I've lost all faith in Merkins

Post by Ian » Sat May 16, 2015 12:42 am

Seth wrote:
Ian wrote:Easy there... that's our next President you're talking about. :biggrin:
I wish that were a joke... :cry:
:console:
No worries. Bernie won't win a general election (much as I'd like him to). He's just in it to keep Hillary straight, move her a bit to the left and whip up some non-moderate Democrats before dropping out and giving her his endorsement. I'd say the odds of a President Sanders are 20-1.

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