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Re: Putin

Post by piscator » Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:22 am

Calilasseia wrote:One of the rumours doing the rounds in Russia at the moment, is that he skipped work to attend the birth of a secret love child. One he purportedly fathered with a mistress in Switzerland horse.
I knew there was something about that cat... :coffee:

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Re: Putin

Post by cronus » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:59 am

Putin it about today. :read:
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 16, 2015 12:30 pm

Yeah, it made the news here... a shame for what the Chechens did to XC's loo
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:36 pm

I heard he was wrestling polar bears in the arctic. :dunno:
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Post by cronus » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:45 pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 10874.html

Vladimir Putin orders entire Northern Fleet to mobilise in huge Russian military exercises

Russia's entire Northern Fleet is on the move today as part of a show of force involving 40,000 troops, more than 41 warships, 15 submarines and 110 aircraft.

A range of military exercises were personally ordered by Vladimir Putin and coincided with his first public appearance in 10 days.

The Russian President met Kyrgyzstan leader Almazbek Atambayev in St Petersburg this morning after more than a week of intense speculation over his sudden disappearance from the public eye.

Appearing to be in good health, he did not shed any more light on the period and said: “It would be boring without gossip.”

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Re: Putin

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:49 pm

Bomb the cunt.
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Re: Putin

Post by cronus » Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:13 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Bomb the cunt.
You first. I've got a life to live here. :coffee:
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Re: Putin

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:26 pm

You're a cunt.
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Re: Putin

Post by lofuji » Sat Mar 21, 2015 1:56 pm

Vladimir Putin
Once wore his suit in
The bath,
But if you laugh
He'll put the boot in.
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [
Macbeth]

It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [
BH (Calcutta), failed]

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