6 y.o. Missouri Boy Kidnapped by Family Friend...

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Post by piscator » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:22 am

Hermit wrote:Hillbilly neckbeard deviants? An interesting concept. I bet they can be recognised by their looks, and they look like the bloke on the left:

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She looks high as a goat.

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Post by laklak » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:27 am

Jimson weed?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by piscator » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:54 am

Vicodin and Vodka.

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Post by laklak » Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:00 am

The Breakfast of Champions! My ex used to favor Jaeger and Percodan, sometimes with a Vallium back just to take the edge off.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by JimC » Mon Feb 09, 2015 6:44 am

Deviant is as deviant does...
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Post by mistermack » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:28 am

He looks exactly like you'd expect a christian evangelist to look like.
She could be anything. Daytime tv presenter or summat.
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Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:03 am

mistermack wrote:He looks exactly like you'd expect a christian evangelist to look like.
He looks exactly like you'd expect a thief who stole The Mask to look like.

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Post by mistermack » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:55 pm

Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:He looks exactly like you'd expect a christian evangelist to look like.
He looks exactly like you'd expect a thief who stole The Mask to look like.
There's a lot more in that picture than the face. There is the fixed false smile, the whitened teeth, the suit, the hair, the handkerchief, the room, the woman, the table with the books open, it all says ''trust me, and give me your money, and praise the lord'' to staunchly christian bible belt America.
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Post by piscator » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:00 pm

laklak wrote:The Breakfast of Champions! My ex used to favor Jaeger and Percodan, sometimes with a Vallium back just to take the edge off.

Thanks mate. That's definitely a "Vicodin, Valium, and Vodka" face. Lots of vodka. :tup:

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Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:09 pm

mistermack wrote:
Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:He looks exactly like you'd expect a christian evangelist to look like.
He looks exactly like you'd expect a thief who stole The Mask to look like.
There's a lot more in that picture than the face.
Correct. I was poking fun of the notion that you can tell someone is gay/a crim/whatever by their faces, though.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:29 pm

Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:He looks exactly like you'd expect a christian evangelist to look like.
He looks exactly like you'd expect a thief who stole The Mask to look like.
There's a lot more in that picture than the face.
Correct. I was poking fun of the notion that you can tell someone is gay/a crim/whatever by their faces, though.

People who say they can, missed the news: Phrenology is no longer regarded as useful.
...unless you happen to look like this, obviously...
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Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:58 pm

Not at all. He looks like that simply because he's hamming it up, and the beard serves the purpose of hiding the craters left behind by a rather severe case of acne.
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Post by piscator » Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:06 am

They all have similarly shaped heads so, given the sample, phrenology is valid provided OP gets convicted.

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Re: 6 y.o. Missouri Boy Kidnapped by Family Friend...

Post by JimC » Tue Feb 10, 2015 2:43 am

piscator wrote:They all have similarly shaped heads so, given the sample, phrenology is valid provided OP gets convicted.
Shaped like turnips?
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Re: 6 y.o. Missouri Boy Kidnapped by Family Friend...

Post by piscator » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:27 am

They're all kind of square...

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