Sudden Onset Civilization Collapse (Global)

[Tero]

Did you try wanking?

[cronus]

Did you try wanking?

Would the world end quicker that way?

[Hermit]

Is this the next all new answer a question with another question game?

[Clinton Huxley]

Premature Apocalypse Syndrome. Nothing to be ashamed of, can happen to anyone.

[cronus]

I've said for a long time this day is coming.

You know twenty per cent of electricity generation is wasted on high tech solutions to simple straightforward human issues, entertainment or business. This 20% might be needed to keep folks warm for a year or two. So forget a high tech answer cos it ain't gonna happen. The re-organisation necessary for our collective society to survive will be traditional and brutal and revolutionary. Let me say that the animal spirit will have its day in the sun and the brains surviving will be a little wiser if they do survive.

[pErvinalia]

The invisible hand of the market will provide. Worry not.

[tattuchu]

Did you try wanking?

That's how it starts. Wanking with machines. Then the machines become sentient and suddenly Humanity isn't so full of spunk anymore. We're left with our dicks in their angry hands and suddenly the idea of wanking machines doesn't seem quite so clever or amusing anymore. I've used the word suddenly twice in a row. But that's how it happens, I'm afraid. Suddenly.