Ha Ha ! STUPID AMERICANS !!!

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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:32 am

Oh, yeah? Well, Chelsea Clinton is preggers and this announcement was briefly covered by a couple of media outlets. So there. :hmph:
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Post by mistermack » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:21 am

FBM wrote:Oh, yeah? Well, Chelsea Clinton is preggers and this announcement was briefly covered by a couple of media outlets. So there. :hmph:
Yeh well, she's common.

Commoners get pregnant all the time. Breeding is what they do best.
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Post by FBM » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:34 am

mistermack wrote:
FBM wrote:Oh, yeah? Well, Chelsea Clinton is preggers and this announcement was briefly covered by a couple of media outlets. So there. :hmph:
Yeh well, she's common.

Commoners get pregnant all the time. Breeding is what they do best.
Sheesh. What part of "Clinton" do you not understand? :roll:
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:36 am

Oh, right, she ain't common, she's downright vulgar, right?
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Post by Tero » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:52 am

It's only the male Clintons that are hillbillies. If Chelsea has a boy baby, he will be fondling breasts in no time.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:24 pm

When is Chelsea running for president?
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Post by laklak » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:01 pm

Hey, we got a couple of Kennedys left, they're as close to chinless wonders as you can get over here. We keep shooting them when they don't manage to off themselves or get murdered. The Clintons can aspire to Kennedyhood if they learn to talk through their noses, they're already inbred so that's a help.
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Post by Tero » Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:00 pm

I ask, I mean awsk you, what kind of way is that to treat Kennedys?

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Post by Seabass » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:43 pm

The dress looks like something out of an Austin Powers movie. She's cute though. I would totally erm... tap that.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:54 pm

After it's been touched by that? man, she needs to be purified with fire now.
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Post by Tero » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:08 pm

It's like porn movies. Ruined by bald guys. If the women could just pretend to be all lesbians.

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Post by Seabass » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:17 pm

Tero wrote:It's like porn movies. Ruined by bald guys. If the women could just pretend to be all lesbians.
:hehe:

Those damn baldies ruin it every time. :nono:
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Post by mistermack » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:46 pm

Tero wrote:It's like porn movies. Ruined by bald guys. If the women could just pretend to be all lesbians.
It's hardly the same. Some big woman with a crew cut come to service the boiler doesn't ring true.
You have to think of the artistic merit of the film.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:23 pm

You're just an old fashioned mysogynyst ... and porn films stopped havinc artistic merit when maggie got elected.
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Post by JimC » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:16 pm

Land of Hope and Glory,
Mother of the free,
How shall we extole thee,
Who are born of thee,
Wider still and wider,
Shall thy bounds be set,
God who made the mighty,
Make thee mightier yet!!,
God who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet!
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