What am I ?

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:06 pm

I'll be honest, I can't tell the difference between a 16 yr old and an 18+yr old when they are dolled up. Back in the day it was easier. 16 yr old didn't really tart themselves up that much.
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Post by FBM » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:09 pm

Technically, 13 is also the age of consent in Korea, but they're starting to work around it somehow and punish adults who have sexual contact with minors. Don't know the details.
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:11 pm

I was close, then :hehe:

And I think everyone finds teenage girls attractive :hehe:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

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They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:13 pm

tattuchu wrote:I was close, then :hehe:
So rumour has it.
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Post by cronus » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:21 pm

Studies have shown a increased propensity to suicide and long lasting emotional damage from relationships with those whose bodies may be mature but whose emotional vulnerability and immaturity leaves them open to abuse, often slide into lifestyles of poverty and drug addiction. It is not for nothing this is viewed as a heinous offence.
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Post by tattuchu » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:23 pm

Of course, if you like teen girls exclusively, then you're in a bit of a tight spot. But in the broad spectrum of attractiveness I think it's perfectly natural to find teen girls attractive, particularly since childhood is artificially prolonged in modern-day society anyway.
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Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:24 pm

FBM wrote::hehe: Thing is, you see, when you know something well enough to bend it to your every will, then you are the master of it. When you are largely ignorant of it and repeat errors even after you have been shown otherwise, you're not a master; you're a hack. :levi:
Maybe, but when did you ever bend grammar to your will?
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Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:27 pm

tattuchu wrote:Of course, if you like teen girls exclusively, then you're in a bit of a tight spot.
And lucky old you.
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Post by FBM » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:32 pm

mistermack wrote:
FBM wrote::hehe: Thing is, you see, when you know something well enough to bend it to your every will, then you are the master of it. When you are largely ignorant of it and repeat errors even after you have been shown otherwise, you're not a master; you're a hack. :levi:
Maybe, but when did you ever bend grammar to your will?
I trample on grammar. I decree what's right and whats wrong, so there are no errors, when I right.
You're "decrees" only have efficacy, in you're head. Too the rest of the English-speaking world, you're a hack. Rules are made to be broken, but that doesn't mean breaking them randomly and out of ignorance is a sign of mastery. As much as I shy away from reading Joyce, I have to admit that he was a master of the language.
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Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:43 pm

FBM wrote: As much as I shy away from reading Joyce, I have to admit that he was a master of the language.
That says it all.
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Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:45 pm

FBM wrote: You're "decrees" only have efficacy, in you're head. Too the rest of the English-speaking world, you're a hack. Rules are made to be broken, but that doesn't mean breaking them randomly and out of ignorance is a sign of mastery. As much as I shy away from reading Joyce, I have to admit that he was a master of the language.
I think you'll find that that's to. I often make that mistake to.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:49 pm

I think you'll find he did that on purpose. Just like his "you're"s. ;)
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Re: What am I ?

Post by FBM » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:51 pm

:lol:
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Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:52 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:I think you'll find he did that on purpose. Just like his "you're"s. ;)
Just like his mine?
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Re: What am I ?

Post by FBM » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:53 pm

mm, if your a master of teh grammarz and are making, all those comma splices in the same way that Joyce manipulated English, pray tell, what affect are, you going for?
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