Fred Phelps dies and burns in....HELL !!!
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I wouldn't firebomb it, but I would definitely streak through it.
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Loudspeakers playing some popular gay anthems should be a reasonable compromise between extremes. 

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I would attend, be quiet, sympathetic towards his family, pray at the appropriate time...dressed as one of the Village People.
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I'd picket it with a 'We forgive you, Fred' sign.
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That's actually a pretty good idea, Svarty. 

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I'd have a sign reading "God Hates Freds".
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Fred Phelps dead.
In the begining there was nothing. Which then exploded.
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Pity, innit? 
We're probably going to get requests to merge this with the other thread about the same topic. Mind if I pre-empt them?

We're probably going to get requests to merge this with the other thread about the same topic. Mind if I pre-empt them?
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Ah didn't know there wuz one. Mergggggggggggggggggggggggge away.
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Y ISNT THIS THREAD MERGD!!1
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Lemme check out some technical details...sit tight...
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Re: Fred Phelps dies and burns in....HELL !!!
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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I like the cut of your jib..JimC wrote:I think his funeral should be picketed by dykes on bikes...

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Re: Fred Phelps dies and burns in....HELL !!!
Overalls, leather gear and buzz cuts...klr wrote:I like the cut of your jib..JimC wrote:I think his funeral should be picketed by dykes on bikes...
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Time for some whips as well. This could really be a funeral to remember.JimC wrote:Overalls, leather gear and buzz cuts...klr wrote:I like the cut of your jib..JimC wrote:I think his funeral should be picketed by dykes on bikes...
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