Fred Phelps dies and burns in....HELL !!!

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Post by Seabass » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:16 am

I wouldn't firebomb it, but I would definitely streak through it.
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Post by cronus » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:19 am

Loudspeakers playing some popular gay anthems should be a reasonable compromise between extremes. :coffee:
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:22 am

I would attend, be quiet, sympathetic towards his family, pray at the appropriate time...dressed as one of the Village People.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:47 am

I'd picket it with a 'We forgive you, Fred' sign.
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:54 am

That's actually a pretty good idea, Svarty. :eddy:
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:02 am

I'd have a sign reading "God Hates Freds".
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Post by SnowLeopard » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:47 am

In the begining there was nothing. Which then exploded.

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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:49 am

Pity, innit? ;)

We're probably going to get requests to merge this with the other thread about the same topic. Mind if I pre-empt them?
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Post by SnowLeopard » Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:52 am

Ah didn't know there wuz one. Mergggggggggggggggggggggggge away.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:20 pm

Y ISNT THIS THREAD MERGD!!1
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:21 pm

Lemme check out some technical details...sit tight...
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Post by Robert_S » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:16 pm

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Fred Phelps dies and burns in....HELL !!!

Post by klr » Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:43 pm

JimC wrote:I think his funeral should be picketed by dykes on bikes...
I like the cut of your jib.. :tup:
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Re: Fred Phelps dies and burns in....HELL !!!

Post by JimC » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:04 pm

klr wrote:
JimC wrote:I think his funeral should be picketed by dykes on bikes...
I like the cut of your jib.. :tup:
Overalls, leather gear and buzz cuts...

What's not to like?

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Re: Fred Phelps dies and burns in....HELL !!!

Post by klr » Fri Mar 21, 2014 9:10 pm

JimC wrote:
klr wrote:
JimC wrote:I think his funeral should be picketed by dykes on bikes...
I like the cut of your jib.. :tup:
Overalls, leather gear and buzz cuts...

What's not to like?

:hehe:
Time for some whips as well. This could really be a funeral to remember. :lou:
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