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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by cronus » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:36 pm

Chinese got the religion of peace and Muslim world contest to deal with these days. The price of being top dog is lesser retarded dogs are envious. :coffee:
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Post by FBM » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:37 pm

laklak wrote:Probably laced with malamine powder and rat droppings. Fucking chinks.
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by laklak » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:44 pm

We're going to need to exterminate them eventually, like cockroaches. On second thought we can wait till they eat all the cockroaches, bound to happen when they run out of jellyfish.
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:47 pm

Unless India, Pakistan, the US and Russia all get together to do it, I doubt it will be possible
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by FBM » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:48 pm

laklak wrote:We're going to need to exterminate them eventually, like cockroaches. On second thought we can wait till they eat all the cockroaches, bound to happen when they run out of jellyfish.
And cats. And monkey brains.
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Post by laklak » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:57 pm

They should only eat the 90% of the brain the monkeys don't use.
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Post by mistermack » Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:26 pm

Do I detect the faintest whiff of anti-chinese sentiment here ?

Or maybe I'm imagining it.
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by laklak » Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:59 pm

Perish the thought. I, for one, welcome our new Oriental Overlords and their cheap consumer products and smog. What's a bit of transpacific pollution among friends?
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by Gallstones » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:15 pm

How deep is the water there?
If it was an explosion wouldn't there be some floating debris?
Don't these airliners all have a pinger for just these sorts of occurrences?
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by PsychoSerenity » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:24 pm

Oceans are big places.

The oil slicks suspected to have come from the aircraft - nine miles long and over a hundred miles off the coast:

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Since then they've had night time to contend with.
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by PsychoSerenity » Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:45 pm

And it seems there were at least two people on board that were using passports that had been stolen previously in Thailand.
Two names listed on the passenger list of the missing Malaysian Airlines flight match passports reported stolen in Thailand, foreign ministry officials in Rome and Vienna have confirmed.

Italy’s foreign ministry said that an Italian man whose name was listed as being on board the Boeing 777 is travelling in Thailand and was not on the plane. A foreign ministry official confirmed Italian reports that Luigi Maraldi had reported his passport stolen last August. Italian news agency Ansa said Mr Maraldi called home after hearing reports that an Italian with his name was on board the missing aircraft.

And an Austrian reported to have been aboard the plane is safe at home and his passport was stolen, a Foreign Ministry spokesman in Vienna has confirmed. “Our embassy got the information that there was an Austrian on board. That was the passenger list from Malaysia Airlines. “Our system came back with a note that this is a stolen passport,” he said. Police found the man at his home. The passport was stolen two years ago while he was travelling in Thailand, the spokesman said.
http://www.scotsman.com/news/transport/ ... -1-3333346

Not conclusive of anything, but highly suspicious.
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by mistermack » Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:01 pm

Gallstones wrote:How deep is the water there?
If it was an explosion wouldn't there be some floating debris?
Don't these airliners all have a pinger for just these sorts of occurrences?
The black box has a pinger, but you need properly equipped ships to search for it.

The water in the gulf is only about fifty metres deep, so they should find it.
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:08 am

Probably either had two Mossad agents on board and they were targeted, or two suicide bombers, on the fake passports.
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Post by Strontium Dog » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:25 am

Italians on board would explain the oil slicks.
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Re: Search on after Malaysia Airlines flight vanishes

Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:31 am

Should make plane out of tiger bone.

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