Wanker gets fired: CNN cancels Piers Morgan's terrible show

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Post by devogue » Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:14 am

rachelbean wrote:Except that the people who are genuinely antagonistic don't tend to post on the social parts of the forum, so it's easy enough to ignore.
Don't they?

Chicken shit yank cunts. :cheer:

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:18 am

devogue wrote:I remember when the Americans and Europeans on this forum used to be friendly towards each other.

Now it's just shitty antagonism - it's pretty much put me out of a job.
I'm quite friendly the the Merkin posters, except when they are deliberately aggressive.
But ask Rachel, Bella, Laklak, Tero, and others if I'm unfriendly to them...
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:38 am

devogue wrote:I remember when the Americans and Europeans on this forum used to be friendly towards each other.

Now it's just shitty antagonism - it's pretty much put me out of a job.
I'm quite friendly the the Merkin posters, except when they are deliberately aggressive.
But ask Rachel, Bella, Laklak, Tero, and others if I'm unfriendly to them...
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Re: Wanker gets fired: CNN cancels Piers Morgan's terrible s

Post by mistermack » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:35 am

Piers Morgan did his job, which is professional wanker.

All American presenters appear to be wankers. They thought a British wanker would out wank the American wankers. But no, when it comes to being a wanker, the US has the biggest and ....
well, best isn't the right word.

He made his name on this side of the Atlantic feeding shit to morons, ( as editor of the News of the World etc ), but they didn't have to look at him, or listen to him.

He also worked as professional asshole on game shows, his job to play the asshole and stir up the crowd.
But he wasn't on his own. There were others who could play the nice-guy, against his asshole.

On his own, it just becomes the asshole show, so of course it was doomed.
In the US, they want an asshole that they can identify with, to feed them shit.
A foreign asshole would be up against it.

Edit,,,, I loved this bit in wikipedia, is just about says it all :
In 2007 Morgan was filmed falling off a Segway, breaking three ribs. Simon Cowell and others made much of Morgan's previous comment in 2003, in the Daily Mail, after former U.S. President George W. Bush fell off a Segway, that "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you, Mr. President?"[42][43][44][45]
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Post by laklak » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:56 pm

Piers we hardly knew ye, for which we are grateful.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by MrJonno » Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:54 pm

Can't just just feel the love for him, Piers Morgan pissing of gun nuts is about the only decent thing he has ever done and even that doesn't change his status from Professional Wanker.

Is there any way we can refuse him entry into the UK?
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Post by Rum » Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:22 pm

Thing is he knew what he was doing. He's a professional agitwanker. Slightly overplayed it this time though..

..back home to the phone hacking row methinks!

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Post by JimC » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:25 pm

MrJonno wrote:Can't just just feel the love for him, Piers Morgan pissing of gun nuts is about the only decent thing he has ever done and even that doesn't change his status from Professional Wanker.

Is there any way we can refuse him entry into the UK?
Pissing off gun nuts is like taking candy from a baby, too fucking easy!
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Post by Gallstones » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:08 am

Farewell Piers Morgan (and the horse you rode in on)

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:19 am

Piers off!
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:56 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Piers off!
Jetties gone!
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Post by mistermack » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:13 am

JimC wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Piers off!
Jetties gone!
Boardwalk walk.
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Post by JimC » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:16 am

Wharf wandered...

Quay quit...
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Re: Wanker gets fired: CNN cancels Piers Morgan's terrible s

Post by mistermack » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:24 am

Dock depart.
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