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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:12 am

I hear there is a Martian rock formation that looks a bit like Mohammed. Burn the heretical planet!
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Post by Rum » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:13 am

Martianites are words than homosexuals and should all be shot!
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:14 am

Mars is all pink and lascivious. If it was covered in a giant niqab, it would be more kosher.
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Post by cronus » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:17 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I say we ship all the Christians, Muslims and Jews there.
Yeah, and who'd need Martians a few generations down the line with a shake and bake experiment like that? Simply because it can be done doesn't mean it should. :coffee:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:19 am

Surely it is the duty of all Muslims to spread the Caliphate all the way to Uranus if necessary?
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Post by Hermit » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:31 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:Mars is all pink and lascivious. If it was covered in a giant niqab, it would be more kosher halal.
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Clinton Huxley wrote:Surely it is the duty of all Muslims to spread the Caliphate all the way to up Uranus if necessary?
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:33 am

I don't think the Muslims could colonise Uranus. The name alone would be too rudey for them..
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Post by cronus » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:39 am

A third of Muslims are closet atheists and know by telling people not to do something they'll do it. And atheist Muslims want men on Mars, too. :read:
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:32 pm

At least Humanity can rest assured that when the Great Diaspora finally becomes possible and we spread out among first the planets of this solar system, then the galaxy, that particular batshit crazy ideology will be Left Behind©®™.
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Post by cronus » Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:47 pm

Mysturji wrote:At least Humanity can rest assured that when the Great Diaspora finally becomes possible and we spread out among first the planets of this solar system, then the galaxy, that particular batshit crazy ideology will be Left Behind©®™.
Maybe the shites will ignore the fatwah to piss on the sunni brothers? The first man on Mars could be a Arab yet? :tup:
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Post by jaydot » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:22 pm

Blind groper wrote:I hereby issue a fatwa against any Muslims living on planet Earth, since there is no righteous reason why they should.
exactly. they can fuck off to venus and look for the virgins.
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Post by klr » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:06 am

Does this mean that all probes and rovers on Mars are haram?
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Post by JimC » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:21 am

Well I wouldn't eat one...
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Re: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MA

Post by klr » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:25 am

Scumple wrote:Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on MARS as there is 'no righteous reason' to be there

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z2toGAPnla
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The committee argued that an attempt to dwell on the planet would be so hazardous as to be suicidal and killing oneself is not permitted by Islam.
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