Donald Trump has "Game Changing" News for Election!

[Svartalf]

What's so special about college transcripts anyway?

As for trump, if he really wants to make a cheque, he should write and sign it right away without minding Hussein the not so crypto islamist.

[Feck]

Someone whose Hair is that sensitive to wind should stay the fuck out of Scotland .

[Gawdzilla Sama]

So where are Mitt's tax returns?

[Gerald McGrew]

What's so special about college transcripts anyway?

There are a few conspiracy theories that relate to this. One is that Obama didn't really attend Columbia U., and instead was in Afghanistan working for the CIA as an Islamist operative (alongside Osama bin Laden). The CIA used Obama in that capacity because he really is a foreign-born Muslim, thus he could keep his cover.

That's why Trump is also asking for his passport application. He's convinced Obama really wasn't born in Hawaii.

As for trump, if he really wants to make a cheque, he should write and sign it right away without minding Hussein the not so crypto islamist.

If Trump wasn't such a dick in the first place, he'd donate the money to charity without the racist conditions.

[Seabass]

If Trump wasn't such a dick in the first place, he'd donate the money to charity without the racist conditions.

Now, now. Trump has a great relationship with "The Blacks".

[Coito ergo sum]

Racist?

[Gerald McGrew]

Riiiiiiiight....it's just a total coincidence that the first black POTUS has been hounded by conspiracy theories about him really being from Africa and not being a true American. And even the release of a COLB, a full birth certificate, newspaper announcements, etc....none of that has quelled the "birthers".

"Just all a coincidence that we keep demanding proof that the black man is one of us, and no matter what he gives us, we still demand more".

[Ian]

[Tyrannical]

Trump is offering $5 million to charity if Obama releases his school records.

Personally, I'd offer ten million simply because I know Obama would never do it. Graduated suma cum laude from Harvard and still has something to hide?

[laklak]

Hell, for $1,000,000 The Donald can dip his balls in my mouth.

[Tyrannical]

Riiiiiiiight....it's just a total coincidence that the first black POTUS has been hounded by conspiracy theories about him really being from Africa and not being a true American. And even the release of a COLB, a full birth certificate, newspaper announcements, etc....none of that has quelled the "birthers".

"Just all a coincidence that we keep demanding proof that the black man is one of us, and no matter what he gives us, we still demand more".

The radicals in all political parties rabidly attack their ideological foes. GW was treated no less kindly by his opponents.

Anyways, Obama still won't release his birth certificate, as in give permission for the curious to examine the original record. What he did release was regarded as a forgery by I'm sure biased forensic experts. Yet Obama still refuses to release permission to examine his alleged real birth certificate. Also he has to explain why he was issued a social security number from a State he never resided in.

[MrJonno]

Aren't Obama children really white kid's he stole from a Kenyan farmer and painted black when he was an Islamic Communist Terrorist over there.

I think its time to duck his children in white spirit and flay them a bit to prove they are his, of course you could do DNA tests but those DNAists are into godless evolution so can't be trusted

[Gerald McGrew]

Tyrannical,

Thank you for demonstrating my point for me.

"Where's the birth certificate? Where's the birth certificate?"

<Obama releases certificate of live birth>

"Where's the long form birth certificate? Where's the long form birth certificate?"

<Obama releases long form birth certificate>

"That's just a PDF!!! I must hold the long form certificate in my hands and personally inspect it before I'm convinced that the black man is not really from Africa!!"

[Thinking Aloud]

And off they went with a Trumpety-Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.

[Svartalf]

Tyrannical,

Thank you for demonstrating my point for me.

"Where's the birth certificate? Where's the birth certificate?"

<Obama releases certificate of live birth>

"Where's the long form birth certificate? Where's the long form birth certificate?"

<Obama releases long form birth certificate>

"That's just a PDF!!! I must hold the long form certificate in my hands and personally inspect it before I'm convinced that the black man is not really from Africa!!"

He IS from Africa anyway, that's just a matter of how long you want to go back in time.