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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:03 pm

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Nice imitation of a fundy, Lozzer.
It was an imitation of your mother.
You do a remarkable "worn out, crazy southern white woman." :clap:
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Lozzer » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:04 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Devogay wrote:
Nice imitation of a fundy, Lozzer.
It was an imitation of your mother.
You do a remarkable "worn out, crazy southern white woman." :clap:
And I made it damn sexy
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:05 pm

Devogay wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Devogay wrote:
Nice imitation of a fundy, Lozzer.
It was an imitation of your mother.
You do a remarkable "worn out, crazy southern white woman." :clap:
And I made it damn sexy
Which is more than she ever did.
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Lozzer » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:06 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Devogay wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Devogay wrote:
Nice imitation of a fundy, Lozzer.
It was an imitation of your mother.
You do a remarkable "worn out, crazy southern white woman." :clap:
And I made it damn sexy
Which is more than she ever did.
She earned it.
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Azathoth » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:11 pm

You need to upgrade your news source Lozzer. If you are going to read a right wing one read the Telegraph. The news reporting is better, there is a great crossword and reading a broadsheet always gives a great sense of superiority over the tabloid reading knuckle draggers.
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by laklak » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:12 pm

Devogay wrote: I'm sceptical. They were white, British middle class kids; they aren't your usual young Americans.
Middle class? Lol. Last time I looked an £850,000 home didn't qualify as middle class. And they certainly weren't usual young Americans, any usual young American would have seen the IHOP as they walked right past it and wouldn't have gone into Newtown in the first place. The gangbangers hanging on the corners, hulks of burned out cars and piles of garbage in the streets would have been a clue they were off track. The only reason anyone would go into Newtown is drugs or hookers.
Devogay wrote:Bit racist.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You guys need to get your coons under control, too.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Lozzer » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:14 pm

laklak wrote:
Devogay wrote: I'm sceptical. They were white, British middle class kids; they aren't your usual young Americans.
Middle class? Lol. Last time I looked an £850,000 home didn't qualify as middle class. And they certainly weren't usual young Americans, any usual young American would have seen the IHOP as they walked right past it and wouldn't have gone into Newtown in the first place. The gangbangers hanging on the corners, hulks of burned out cars and piles of garbage in the streets would have been a clue they were off track. The only reason anyone would go into Newtown is drugs or hookers.
Devogay wrote:Bit racist.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You guys need to get your coons under control, too.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:23 pm

They were drunk and decided to walk 1.5 miles. Yes, shoot them. They were trashing 'murkuh's sacred traditional values!!1!!uno That's the best time to drive, goddammit!! :roll:
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:35 pm

FBM wrote:They were drunk and decided to walk 1.5 miles. Yes, shoot them. They were trashing 'murkuh's sacred traditional values!!1!!uno That's the best time to drive, goddammit!! :roll:
If they hadn't wanted to get shot, they shouldn't have been dressed that way.
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Post by Azathoth » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:38 pm

In retrospect maybe the hoods and the robes weren't the best choice of attire for that particular neigbourhood
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:48 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:They were drunk and decided to walk 1.5 miles. Yes, shoot them. They were trashing 'murkuh's sacred traditional values!!1!!uno That's the best time to drive, goddammit!! :roll:
If they hadn't wanted to get shot, they shouldn't have been dressed walked that way.
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by tattuchu » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:53 pm

stripes4 wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Devogay wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:And this is the cops' fault how? Drunks get in trouble the world over.
Except they only get riddled with bullets by blacks with special needs in the great US of A.
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by laklak » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:59 pm

Here's the thing - if they were really looking for the IHOP and got lost, they would have had to literally walk past a brightly lit restaurant that's full of cars at 3 AM, with a huge sign and at a major intersection. Then walk almost a mile past it, made a left across a 6 lane highway into an obvious ghetto area, walk several more blocks through a rapidly deteriorating urban area, make another left turn down a much smaller two lane residential street, then make yet another left turn into a cul-de-sac clearly marked with a "No Outlet" or "Dead End" sign. The area they went through is an absolute shithole. There are literally burned out cars and piles of garbage in the streets, houses are falling down, the streets are full of potholes, even at 3 Am gangs of black "youths" are hanging on street corners, and if all that wasn't enough, damn near every house has a pimped out 84 Cadillac on 30 inch rims parked out front.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by .Morticia. » Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:10 pm

laklak wrote:Here's the thing - if they were really looking for the IHOP and got lost, they would have had to literally walk past a brightly lit restaurant that's full of cars at 3 AM, with a huge sign and at a major intersection. Then walk almost a mile past it, made a left across a 6 lane highway into an obvious ghetto area, walk several more blocks through a rapidly deteriorating urban area, make another left turn down a much smaller two lane residential street, then make yet another left turn into a cul-de-sac clearly marked with a "No Outlet" or "Dead End" sign. The area they went through is an absolute shithole. There are literally burned out cars and piles of garbage in the streets, houses are falling down, the streets are full of potholes, even at 3 Am gangs of black "youths" are hanging on street corners, and if all that wasn't enough, damn near every house has a pimped out 84 Cadillac on 30 inch rims parked out front.

Even then gang members wouldn't normally shoot brit tourists

They don't want to give a reason for the cops to go into their neighbourhood.

I remember reading somewhere it was a dumb kid that did it. They must have 'disrespected' the kid.

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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:13 pm

laklak wrote:Here's the thing - if they were really looking for the IHOP and got lost, they would have had to literally walk past a brightly lit restaurant that's full of cars at 3 AM, with a huge sign and at a major intersection. Then walk almost a mile past it, made a left across a 6 lane highway into an obvious ghetto area, walk several more blocks through a rapidly deteriorating urban area, make another left turn down a much smaller two lane residential street, then make yet another left turn into a cul-de-sac clearly marked with a "No Outlet" or "Dead End" sign. The area they went through is an absolute shithole. There are literally burned out cars and piles of garbage in the streets, houses are falling down, the streets are full of potholes, even at 3 Am gangs of black "youths" are hanging on street corners, and if all that wasn't enough, damn near every house has a pimped out 84 Cadillac on 30 inch rims parked out front.
Shit, man, you just took me home! OK, not. ;)

Somebody ought to Google-map this thing. If it weren't bedtime and my g'friend weren't waiting, I'd do it. But reality being what it is... :doggie:
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