Stupid/Strange/Weird news stories.

[Geoff]

That "Examiner" website is a goldmine!

Up to 1 billion humans are abducted by hyperdimensional ETs

MARS Takes Its Case for Life on Mars to the American People

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Wallabies get high in poppy fields, make crop circles

[Bella Fortuna]

NASA moon bombing violates space law & may cause conflict with lunar ET/UFO civilizations

No one would have believed in the first years of the 21st century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.

Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.

I was just listening to this the other day, I can still hear his voice in my head...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Moon Bomb

Emergency Broadcast - They Are Going To Bomb The MOON

The PTB (Powers That Be) are out of control. Tomorrow NASA are launching a mission to bomb the MOON.

I have been monitoring this story for a week but did not think it would be so soon.

Lunatics is an apt word in this case.

Who are these Psychopaths who now think they own the Moon? NASA, the liars and misinformation specialists who have lied about the Moon landings and recently what they have discovered on Mars are going to send an atomic missile to blow a five mile crater on the Moon.

Excuse? To see if there is any water there!

Not only that, they are aiming for one of the poles of the Moon risking putting the Moon out of orbit or at the very least causing massive disruption in it's actions and functions down here on Earth.

The Moon! An integral part of our Planet. The body which controls the ebb and flow of our Tidal System.

Dr Strangelove has nothing on these mad entities. Bomb the Moon? They are going to cause a world wide catastrophe. What's more they are not sure of the results.

It also proves that the so called Moon landings never took place. The mission was no more than a fly over with primitive technology at the time merely dropped on the surface.

I knew that there was water on the moon when I was I a kid. And Mars too for that matter. They know I am right so what's the big deal and urgency? There's something wrong here.

The USA is financially crumbling yet they can find mega millions to suddenly launch a dangerous and un-researched mission such as this. Madness is not the word.

People who signed up for the private blog.

I hope your Pyramid Resonator is up and running because something must be done. We took down the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) when mad scientists decided to play God. We made it rain during Australia's biggest drought.

Now we must interfere with this mission before they they wreak havoc on Earth and the Solar system.

You will receive instructions shortly in your private email

You who are subscribed will also learn the real reason why they are doing this. I will tell you now. It is nothing to do with finding water on the moon.

Does anybody really believe that with technology so advanced, they can land a machine on distant Mars to mine and photograph that they cannot do the same on our closest heavenly body?

Something big is going down. Not only that, but it is urgent for them and dangerous for us all. Chem-trails are not enough. Destroying the financial system is not enough. Bombing the limbs off Palestinian women and children is not enough.

Now the mad entities are taking a massive gamble on the immediate future of our entire planet without thought or in depth research of the dire consequences.

Get your Pyramids ready. Babason is about to defuse this situation. Your collective thought and concentration is now desperately needed sooner than we thought.

Now you will see what your little Psychic tool can do in real time.

This request is urgent and serious. Spread this news via the buttons below to every single blog outlet you know.

You with Pyramid Resonators are key, but we will do this in plain sight because everybody must give us their energy. Babason and You shall do the rest.

I must consult with Babason to see how we are going to deal with this so stay cool. Don't panic or be impatient. I will contact you by our private source within 24 hours.

And Do Not Forget. Spread This Story Via The Social Network Buttons Below. It's Easier Than You Think And Will Take Only A Few Minutes Of Your Time To Buy Us Time.

Prepare for fire and ice!

On The Wind - Levi

http://www.levi-tarot.co.uk/Moon-Bomb.html

[Mishakal]

Monkey urinates on Zambian President

[Bella Fortuna]

Monkey urinates on Zambian President

"You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket,"

"Perhaps this is a blessing,"

Nice save.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

UK: Jail Time for Revving Engine in a Racist Manner

[FBM]

Monkey urinates on Zambian President

"You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket,"

"Perhaps this is a blessing,"

Nice save.

[FBM]

The Continuing Crisis
More Post-Traumatic Stress: Peter Singer, the author of a new book on battlefield robotics, told LiveScience.com in May he had seen soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan grow so attached to their bomb-disposal robots that, in one case, the soldier risked 160 feet of enemy machine gun fire to retrieve his little buddy, and in another, a soldier brought his robot in for repairs with tears in his eyes over the "injury" to his beloved "Scooby-Doo." Several units, he said, had given their robots promotions, Purple Hearts and even a military funeral. [LiveScience.com, 5-21-09]
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The Continuing Crisis
More Post-Traumatic Stress: Peter Singer, the author of a new book on battlefield robotics, told LiveScience.com in May he had seen soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan grow so attached to their bomb-disposal robots that, in one case, the soldier risked 160 feet of enemy machine gun fire to retrieve his little buddy, and in another, a soldier brought his robot in for repairs with tears in his eyes over the "injury" to his beloved "Scooby-Doo." Several units, he said, had given their robots promotions, Purple Hearts and even a military funeral. [LiveScience.com, 5-21-09]
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/

It's not at all uncommon. People get attached to tractors, motorcycles, blenders, all kinds of silly shit. Sailors can get quite attached to their ships.

[FBM]

It's not at all uncommon. People get attached to tractors, motorcycles, blenders, all kinds of silly shit. Sailors can get quite attached to their ships.

True that, but that doesn't change the fact that boar hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/rea ... aped-penis

Does a pig have a corkscrew-shaped penis?
February 24, 1984
Dear Cecil:

This question came up recently in a conversation and was hotly discussed: does a pig have a corkscrew-shaped penis?

— Joe C., Los Angeles

Dear Joe:

Only worthless California degenerates such as yourself are interested in things like this, Joe, but what the heck, I haven't gotten any threatening letters from the postal inspectors in weeks, and it's time to shake those suckers up. The answer to your question, incredibly enough, is yes — pigs do have corkscrew-shaped penises.

You may think I'm making this up, but Uncle Cecil is here to tell you he never makes things up. Permit me to quote from Reproductive Behavior in Ungulates, by A.F. Fraser: "The manner of intromission [i.e., hosing] in the pig is unique. In this species, the male, when mounted, makes thrusting actions with the penis, which repeatedly makes semi-rotary actions. Only when the spiral glans penis [my emphasis] of the boar becomes lodged tightly in the firm folds of the cervix does the action stop and ejaculation commence. It is clear, in fact, that the locking of the penis in the cervix acts as the essential stimulus to ejaculation in the boar."

Accompanying this passage is a helpful drawing revealing that not only does the male pig have a corkscrew-shaped wanker, the female pig has a corkscrew-shaped receptacle, as it were — actually, a corkscrew-shaped cervix. Cecil is aware that in humans the penis doesn't penetrate the cervix, but as should be obvious by now, there are many differences between human and porcine sexual practices, the principal exception being a girl I met in St. Louis in 1974. But I digress.

I regret to report that hours of diligent research have failed to turn up an actual photograph of the pig's amazing Roto-Rooter. For some reason, publishers of livestock breeding manuals prefer to publish lavish photo spreads of pigs' anuses, for which I can't confess to having any particular fascination. Fortunately, cartoonist Slug Signorino, being the sensitive artistic genius that he is, has managed to come up with the lifelike representation shown here, which gives you the basic idea.

Much remains to be learned about pig reproductive physiology. For instance, it's unclear whether the male pig, in the midst of his amatory labors, employs a clockwise or a counterclockwise rotation. It may be that pigs come in both versions, as with right- and left-handed humans. We can only guess at the life of heartache and misery that must await the little Porky equipped with a left-handed tool in a world of right-handed Petunias.

Furthermore, in view of the locking action of the male member in the cervix, we can imagine the danger of the male and female reproductive organs becoming cross-threaded during the heat of romance, resulting in the lovers being unable to separate themselves after completing the act. For this reason we would advise farmers to equip themselves with crowbars, graphite, and 3-in-1 oil, so that unintended tragedy may be prevented. Here at the Straight Dope, public service is our only goal.

— Cecil Adams

[Gawdzilla Sama]

It's not at all uncommon. People get attached to tractors, motorcycles, blenders, all kinds of silly shit. Sailors can get quite attached to their ships.

True that, but that doesn't change the fact that boar hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises:

You forgot, "It therefore obviously follows that. . . "

[FBM]

It's not at all uncommon. People get attached to tractors, motorcycles, blenders, all kinds of silly shit. Sailors can get quite attached to their ships.

True that, but that doesn't change the fact that boar hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises:

You forgot, "It therefore obviously follows that. . . "

I'll try to do better next time...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

It's not at all uncommon. People get attached to tractors, motorcycles, blenders, all kinds of silly shit. Sailors can get quite attached to their ships.

True that, but that doesn't change the fact that boar hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises:

You forgot, "It therefore obviously follows that. . . "

I'll try to do better next time...

"A professor of mathematics was giving a class one day. He put an equation on the board and said, "From this it should be obvious that . . ." He stopped, stared at the board for a full five minutes. " . . . yes, it IS obvious that . . ."

[FBM]

"A professor of mathematics was giving a class one day. He put an equation on the board and said, "From this it should be obvious that . . ." He stopped, stared at the board for a full five minutes. " . . . yes, it IS obvious that . . ."