A Merkin is a pubic toupee.

[hadespussercats]

Beaners....
Beaners....
Beaners...
Beaners.. Are Gonna Kick you in the Face

That's not what I was picturing in my face.

I'm gonna kiss you in the face

better

Much! (Mucho!)

[mistermack]

I understand that the residents of the United States seem insular, arrogant, and uneducated, to many people in other parts of the world. And I realize that Dubya's Texas accent seems to perfectly exemplify these qualities. But we Americans are not all hicks, and we certainly don't all speak like our ex-Thug-in-Chief.

Hey fellers, lookie here. Looks like we got ourselves a reader.
But he sure has got a purdy mouth!!

[hadespussercats]

I understand that the residents of the United States seem insular, arrogant, and uneducated, to many people in other parts of the world. And I realize that Dubya's Texas accent seems to perfectly exemplify these qualities. But we Americans are not all hicks, and we certainly don't all speak like our ex-Thug-in-Chief.

Hey fellers, lookie here. Looks like we got ourselves a reader.
But he sure has got a purdy mouth!!

Don't make me have to ask you to squeal like a pig.

[mistermack]

Hillybillys aint all bad.
Paw Clampett was my hero when I was small. And Ellie May when I got bigger!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Hillybillys aint all bad.
Paw Clampett was my hero when I was small. And Ellie May when I got bigger!

There's a few I would trust with my life. There are fewer I would trust with my wallet.

[mistermack]

Hillybillys aint all bad.
Paw Clampett was my hero when I was small. And Ellie May when I got bigger!

There's a few I would trust with my life. There are fewer I would trust with my wallet.

Wheeeeee daaaaawgee. And I was thinking you carried a purse, boy!!

[Gallstones]

Who the fuck would put a rug on their mons pubis?
And how does it stay on?

[rachelbean]

Who the fuck would put a rug on their mons pubis?
And how does it stay on?

Women who pose in Playboy who are completely shaved, but seeing as how Playboy is a "classy" magazine they can't show too much detail so a little vagina toupee keeps things classy

[Evabot]

pure class.

[mistermack]

I refuse to go down on a "merkin". I propose the name "Twat mat", as a more tasteful alternative.

[Gallstones]

Who the fuck would put a rug on their mons pubis?
And how does it stay on?

Women who pose in Playboy who are completely shaved, but seeing as how Playboy is a "classy" magazine they can't show too much detail so a little vagina toupee keeps things classy

But how do they keep it on?

And the shaved look, why?
A bikini trim makes sense, but I'm not waxing my pubs until those men who like that do likewise.
Ok, OK, not even then.

[hadespussercats]

Who the fuck would put a rug on their mons pubis?
And how does it stay on?

Women who pose in Playboy who are completely shaved, but seeing as how Playboy is a "classy" magazine they can't show too much detail so a little vagina toupee keeps things classy

But how do they keep it on?

And the shaved look, why?
A bikini trim makes sense, but I'm not waxing my pubs until those men who like that do likewise.
Ok, OK, not even then.

Actually, merkins have a long history, and were first used to facilitate sex with minors-- i.e.- if the law said you can't have sex unless she's showing hair down there as a sign of puberty, then just give her a little wig to wear.

Back in the day, they might have been adhered with bone-based glue or fat. These days people would probably use spirit gum.

[Coito ergo sum]

Who the fuck would put a rug on their mons pubis?
And how does it stay on?

Women who pose in Playboy who are completely shaved, but seeing as how Playboy is a "classy" magazine they can't show too much detail so a little vagina toupee keeps things classy

But how do they keep it on?

And the shaved look, why?
A bikini trim makes sense, but I'm not waxing my pubs until those men who like that do likewise.
Ok, OK, not even then.

Shave it bald, baby. And, reciprocation in that area is not a problem.

Try it...once you go bald, you'll never go back...

[Gallstones]

Who the fuck would put a rug on their mons pubis?
And how does it stay on?

Women who pose in Playboy who are completely shaved, but seeing as how Playboy is a "classy" magazine they can't show too much detail so a little vagina toupee keeps things classy

But how do they keep it on?

And the shaved look, why?
A bikini trim makes sense, but I'm not waxing my pubs until those men who like that do likewise.
Ok, OK, not even then.

Shave it bald, baby. And, reciprocation in that area is not a problem.

Try it...once you go bald, you'll never go back...

OK. I'll do it at least once.
I'm too lazy to keep it up though.

Now, if I can find myself a partner willing to do it too.

[Coito ergo sum]

Merkin was also the President of the United States in the movie Dr. Strangelove. President Merkin Muffley.

Merkins are used sometimes in movies where actresses want to add hair there to cover up a little. http://jezebel.com/#!5644202/14-famous- ... /gallery/1