Irish Free State?!?

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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by klr » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:37 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:As used to be. Gonna cost us £7 billion now, ye buggers!
Where is that going to be? I would love to live in a state free of any Irish.

How are they getting rid of them? Do they have an exterminator? Or, like a "pied piper" kind of thing where a guy blows a tune using a beer bottle and the Irish follow him out?
You mean like how St. Patrick drove out the snakes way back when? :coffee:

Mass unemployment should do the trick. It used to be potato famine, but we've gone up in the world since then.

Of course, half the rats who are leaving the sinking ship will probably end up state-side. :whistle:
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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by Feck » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:40 am

Chinaski wrote:The Union is archaic and should be dissolved.
Only if Scotland is going to set it's self up as a tax haven and legalise prostitution and Cannabis ..then 75% of Englanshires money would flood over the border every weekend . And just think if we sent all those Irish Catholics home then AFC might not lose 9-0 to Celtic (you're never living that one down :dance: )
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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:41 am

klr wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:As used to be. Gonna cost us £7 billion now, ye buggers!
Where is that going to be? I would love to live in a state free of any Irish.

How are they getting rid of them? Do they have an exterminator? Or, like a "pied piper" kind of thing where a guy blows a tune using a beer bottle and the Irish follow him out?
You mean like how St. Patrick drove out the snakes way back when? :coffee:

Mass unemployment should do the trick. It used to be potato famine, but we've gone up in the world since then.

Of course, half the rats who are leaving the sinking ship will probably end up state-side. :whistle:
Limeys! ;ob;

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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by klr » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:41 am

Feck wrote:
Chinaski wrote:The Union is archaic and should be dissolved.
Only if Scotland is going to set it's self up as a tax haven and legalise prostitution and Cannabis ..then 75% of Englanshires money would flood over the border every weekend . And just think if we sent all those Irish Catholics home then AFC might not lose 9-0 to Celtic (you're never living that one down :dance: )
There's an AFC-loving Scot working with me ... :demon:
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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by klr » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:43 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:
klr wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:As used to be. Gonna cost us £7 billion now, ye buggers!
Where is that going to be? I would love to live in a state free of any Irish.

How are they getting rid of them? Do they have an exterminator? Or, like a "pied piper" kind of thing where a guy blows a tune using a beer bottle and the Irish follow him out?
You mean like how St. Patrick drove out the snakes way back when? :coffee:

Mass unemployment should do the trick. It used to be potato famine, but we've gone up in the world since then.

Of course, half the rats who are leaving the sinking ship will probably end up state-side. :whistle:
Limeys! ;ob;
No, the English are Limeys. Us Irish are ... what do you colonials call us again? I'm not too well up on these things. :shifty:
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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:47 am

klr wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
klr wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:As used to be. Gonna cost us £7 billion now, ye buggers!
Where is that going to be? I would love to live in a state free of any Irish.

How are they getting rid of them? Do they have an exterminator? Or, like a "pied piper" kind of thing where a guy blows a tune using a beer bottle and the Irish follow him out?
You mean like how St. Patrick drove out the snakes way back when? :coffee:

Mass unemployment should do the trick. It used to be potato famine, but we've gone up in the world since then.

Of course, half the rats who are leaving the sinking ship will probably end up state-side. :whistle:
Limeys! ;ob;
No, the English are Limeys. Us Irish are ... what do you colonials call us again? I'm not too well up on these things. :shifty:
You're all Limeys! ;ob; You can take the Mick out of Ireland, but all you Paddys and Mickey Finns are still a bunch of Bog Irish Limeys! ;ob;
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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by klr » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:51 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:
klr wrote: ...
No, the English are Limeys. Us Irish are ... what do you colonials call us again? I'm not too well up on these things. :shifty:
You're all Limeys! ;ob; You can take the Mick out of Ireland, but all you Paddys and Mickey Finns are still a bunch of Bog Irish Limeys! ;ob;
Oh dear. Someone may get a history lesson quite soon. :tea:

Why do I get a sudden urge to post a video of "Political Science" again? :demon:
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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:53 am

klr wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
klr wrote: ...
No, the English are Limeys. Us Irish are ... what do you colonials call us again? I'm not too well up on these things. :shifty:
You're all Limeys! ;ob; You can take the Mick out of Ireland, but all you Paddys and Mickey Finns are still a bunch of Bog Irish Limeys! ;ob;
Oh dear. Someone may get a history lesson quite soon. :tea:

Why do I get a sudden urge to post a video of "Political Science" again? :demon:
I'm fully aware of who Limeys are....the lumping all of you together thing was part of the joke....criminy....

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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by klr » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:56 am

Coito ergo sum wrote:
klr wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
klr wrote: ...
No, the English are Limeys. Us Irish are ... what do you colonials call us again? I'm not too well up on these things. :shifty:
You're all Limeys! ;ob; You can take the Mick out of Ireland, but all you Paddys and Mickey Finns are still a bunch of Bog Irish Limeys! ;ob;
Oh dear. Someone may get a history lesson quite soon. :tea:

Why do I get a sudden urge to post a video of "Political Science" again? :demon:
I'm fully aware of who Limeys are....the lumping all of you together thing was part of the joke....criminy....
:shifty: As you may imagine, we're not in the mood for humour much these days ... unless it's gallows humour. :lynchmob:
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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:14 am

klr wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
klr wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
klr wrote: ...
No, the English are Limeys. Us Irish are ... what do you colonials call us again? I'm not too well up on these things. :shifty:
You're all Limeys! ;ob; You can take the Mick out of Ireland, but all you Paddys and Mickey Finns are still a bunch of Bog Irish Limeys! ;ob;
Oh dear. Someone may get a history lesson quite soon. :tea:

Why do I get a sudden urge to post a video of "Political Science" again? :demon:
I'm fully aware of who Limeys are....the lumping all of you together thing was part of the joke....criminy....
:shifty: As you may imagine, we're not in the mood for humour much these days ... unless it's gallows humour. :lynchmob:
Ah! No worries!

It's only money!

Just do what our gubmint is doing! Print more! As long as you have printing presses, there'll never be a shortage of money! That's the new American fiscal policy....we even gave it a nice, fancy sort of "economics-sounding" term....we just run the printing presses at high speed and call it "quantitative easing..."

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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by Chinaski » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:59 am

Feck wrote:
Chinaski wrote:The Union is archaic and should be dissolved.
Only if Scotland is going to set it's self up as a tax haven and legalise prostitution and Cannabis ..then 75% of Englanshires money would flood over the border every weekend . And just think if we sent all those Irish Catholics home then AFC might not lose 9-0 to Celtic (you're never living that one down :dance: )
Salmond seems like the kind of guy that might just do that.

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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:02 am

I wouldn't trust Salmond with the tuck shop money.
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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by JimC » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:48 am

No worries, head down to Oz! It's time we got another Irish influx again... :tup:
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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:51 am

I think a lot of students are leaving Ireland for brighter prospects elsewhere. Don't bother coming to Blighty though, we're doomed.
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Re: Irish Free State?!?

Post by JimC » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:58 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:I think a lot of students are leaving Ireland for brighter prospects elsewhere. Don't bother coming to Blighty though, we're doomed.
I fear me you may still do the unthinkable, and sucessfully defend the Ashes in Oz. We are looking fucking woeful at the moment, its a kind of "Decline of Empire" scenario... :sighsm:

But quite seriously, we need skilled migrants from the UK and Ireland, so that we can go to the beach and get pissed while you do the work...
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