Noah's Ark Discovered!

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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:22 am

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Okay, what's wrong with this picture?
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Beside the wood looking much too fresh for a 6000 year old thing and the ceiling looking weird and the whole looking more like a mineshaft than the inside of a boat?

nothing I guess :coffee:
Mortise and tenon construction? 4,800 years ago? :read:
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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:26 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Okay, what's wrong with this picture?
arkexploring1.jpg
Beside the wood looking much too fresh for a 6000 year old thing and the ceiling looking weird and the whole looking more like a mineshaft than the inside of a boat?

nothing I guess :coffee:
Mortise and tenon construction? 4,800 years ago? :read:
well seen, I had thought it was clinker built... still goes under the too fresh label
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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:31 am

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Okay, what's wrong with this picture?
arkexploring1.jpg
Beside the wood looking much too fresh for a 6000 year old thing and the ceiling looking weird and the whole looking more like a mineshaft than the inside of a boat?

nothing I guess :coffee:
Mortise and tenon construction? 4,800 years ago? :read:
well seen, I had thought it was clinker built... still goes under the too fresh label
Cheops' funerary ship had some mortise and tenon work, but I don't think they were sharing that technique with goat herders.
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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by Azathoth » Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:12 am

God told him how to do it
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:31 am

And once again, the comments become a great source of entertainment. :hehe:
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:42 am

“Shouldn't they have found a turkey in Noah's Ark instead of Noah's Ark in Turkey?”



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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by Feck » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:45 am

They really think the flood was that recent ????? morons
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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by klr » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:23 am

Behold the cold, bracing wind of fact and reason:

http://www.talkorigins.org/origins/faqs-flood.html

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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by klr » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:39 am

I expect a run on this item very soon:

http://www.hannants.co.uk/product/MC11316

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"... wholesome family activity" :|~

It doesn't even look like an interesting kit. :hmph: And does it match the, uh, references? :whistle:
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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:15 am

klr wrote:I expect a run on this item very soon:

http://www.hannants.co.uk/product/MC11316

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"... wholesome family activity" :|~

It doesn't even look like an interesting kit. :hmph: And does it match the, uh, references? :whistle:
given that the word "ark" properly means a chest, and that we don't have any evidence of Noah having any familiarity with shipbuilding, that picture is not true to the original specs... especially since nobody really knows what gopher wood is supposed to be... I doubt even the material is true to spcs
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:19 am

I can give you the gopher part...

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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:21 am

born-again-atheist wrote:I can give you the gopher part...
Heretic! Here's the one true Gopher!

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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by Animavore » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:23 am

I wanted to post a picture of a gopher with an erection to get "gopher wood" and my search was unfruitful.

So much for rule 32 (or whatever).
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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by Trolldor » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:31 am

Rule 34... and you're just not looking hard enough..

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Re: Noah's Ark Discovered!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:31 am

Animavore wrote:I wanted to post a picture of a gopher with an erection to get "gopher wood" and my search was unfruitful.

So much for rule 32 (or whatever).
Not found either, but this is on topic.

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