Local news...not The Onion

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My next likely congressman from GOP. It will be a closer race than usual in that his predecessor was forced to resign due to corruption. I have his opponent's sign in my yard. Here he is celebrating Roe Wade reversal over the weekend. About 200 showed up at different time to protest from our side.

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In Nebraska they steal...
https://www.1011now.com/2022/06/27/gran ... heft-case/

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Nebraska meat pirates:
Grand Island Police said that between Friday and Sunday, two stolen semi-tractors were used to steal three semi-trailers full of meat. The tractors and trailers were reported stolen from Midwest Express on east Highway 30 and another location at 1515 East Fourth Street.

“I think they went around to look for reefer units that were running. The fact that they were all loaded with beef may imply that they had done some level of surveillance,” Duering said.

The Nebraska State Patrol found the two tractors and two of the trailers outside Grand Island city limits. The trailers were empty. One of the tractors was found Sunday in Lancaster County. The third trailer, which reportedly contains $232,666 worth of beef from JBS Swift, was still missing as of Monday morning.

https://www.1011now.com/2022/06/27/gran ... heft-case/

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Tree kills man.
https://www.1011now.com/2022/06/30/man- ... h-lincoln/

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How would you know your cryptocurrency is real?
https://www.1011now.com/2022/07/12/linc ... ency-scam/

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American falls into volcano
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Internationa ... d=86662932

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A couple of guys that look like Seth caught driving a bad motor home with meth hidden
https://www.1011now.com/2022/07/14/depu ... n-rv-i-80/
How much beains does it take to drive an inconspicuous Honda Accord or Toyota Canry, 5 years old maybe, for these missions?

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He even had working tail lights. Still got caught.
https://www.klkntv.com/lancaster-county ... ing-truck/

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After police shoot bulldog
https://journalstar.com/news/local/crim ... 9ac68.html
Couple get pit bull. The cops need to visit the husband to review sobriety.

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Man in town of 1000 people shoots four people
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ar ... &fs=e&s=cl
then burns the two homes. Just like in the TV shows!

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When transporting 250 pounds if drugs, always have a license plate:
While on patrol near Hershey, a trooper observed an eastbound Mitsubishi Outlander driving with a license plate violation at mile marker 166. During the traffic stop, an NSP K-9 detected the odor of a controlled substance inside the vehicle.
https://www.1011now.com/2022/08/15/troo ... ffic-stop/

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Meth dudes in a largely rural state
https://www.1011now.com/2022/08/19/troo ... r-winside/
bury 20 pounds in a field

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Man from California comes to Nebraska to die in an abandoned pick up.
https://www.1011now.com/2022/08/24/offi ... oe-county/

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Seat belt wearing driver dies! Pick up driving straight, legally, survives, despite no seat belt.
Seat belts kill!
https://www.1011now.com/2022/09/20/fata ... tral-city/

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Quite a bit more murders in the post Trump America.
LINCOLN, Neb. (KOLN) - The Lincoln Police Department is investigating another homicide in the Capital City.

LPD was called to Contempo at the Highlands, a mobile home park near N 1st and W Fairfield St., around 11:30 p.m. Tuesday night on a report of a stabbing.

Police said when they arrived, they found a 36-year-old woman who had been stabbed and had serious injuries. Officers and Lincoln Fire & Rescue provided aid and transported the woman to a local hospital. However, LPD said she died at a Lincoln hospital from her injuries.