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by laklak » Sat Oct 06, 2018 4:18 am
I don't know whether to award the
Vibrio to Mr. Patel or his clientèle. Hey, I'm a poet and don't know it. Look at my feet, they're longfellows.
Parul Patel says he’s become “sick and tired” of people walking into his BP gas station and On the Fly convenience store in Jacksonville to warm their containers of urine. The store is within walking distance of two labs, though one says it doesn’t collect samples for drug tests.
I'd put in a separate microwave and charge $5 to use it. Capitalism, man.
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by Forty Two » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:40 pm
Seventh grade teacher was pulled over for DUI, offered the cop a blowjob to let her go.
https://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/t ... st-6444975
Here's one where a Florida woman first kicked a cop in the nuts, and then offered oral sex to make up for it. Then there's the rash of Wal-Mart masturbators. As an honorable mention, we have the dad who tied his son's loose tooth to the bumper of his Camaro to yank it out....
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/flor ... oo-7561983“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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by Forty Two » Tue Oct 09, 2018 2:41 pm
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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by laklak » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:42 pm
My new favorite website!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by laklak » Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:48 pm
I just literally can't even
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by Cunt » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:10 pm
laklak wrote: ↑Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:48 pm
I just literally can't even
This reminds me of our local council passing a fucking BY-LAW against walking your dog with a vehicle.
I'm a bit ashamed that it needed addressing publicly.
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by laklak » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:35 pm
We get people here doing that from their golf carts.
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by Cunt » Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:37 pm
laklak wrote: ↑Tue Oct 09, 2018 4:35 pm
We get people here doing that from their golf carts.
A pal of mine invited me to go walk her dog. I went along (she drove) and let them out of the truck, and continued driving.
Long story short - I won't get into a vehicle with her at the wheel anymore.
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by JimC » Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:15 pm
laklak wrote: ↑Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:48 pm
I just literally can't even
Possibly a need for that in Tasmania...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:22 pm
laklak wrote: ↑Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:48 pm
I just literally can't even
Is that for real?
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by laklak » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:51 pm
According to this website its a real billboard in Inverness, which is smack in the middle of inland, scrub pine Florida. It's my new most bestest greatest website ever.
https://wtfflorida.com
First headline today is "Featured Story: Florida Woman Beats her Elderly Husband with Vacuum Cleaner Attachment during Cleaning Binge".
I hate when Mrs. Lak does that.
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by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:56 pm
Every husband knows to get out of Dodge when their wife is cleaning. That husband only has himself to blame.
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by laklak » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:01 pm
It's been a slow news week, but we have a
Vibrio winner today! And from just up the road in Bradenton (or Bradentucky, as the local wags have it). Hermes Callijas-Gasperin, 22, asked his mother to cook him some food. She declined as she was busy. Hermes decided to make himself some sausages, but his mother bumped into him as he was cooking them. He than attacked his mother with the sausages, throwing them at her and hitting her in the eye. He was arrested for domestic battery.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-susp ... h-sausagesYeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by Svartalf » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:05 pm
lazy morons will still be morons, it looks like a deserved vibrio award.
OTOH, this is foxnews, how reliable is that account?
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by laklak » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:17 pm
Perfect outlet for Florida News.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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