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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:05 am

Cheese is but the Smegma of the Dark Lord.
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by rainbow » Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:48 am

Brian Peacock wrote:Cheese is but the Smegma of the Dark Lord.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:03 am

Brian Peacock wrote:Cheese is but the Smegma of the Dark Lord.
Heretic, Baconist!
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by laklak » Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:01 pm

As there can be no ying without yang, there can be no bacon without cheese.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Forty Two » Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:04 pm

that's not true, Lak. Bacon is an absolute. It stands on its own.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:08 pm

A pig stands on its own. Bacon just sort of lies there.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Jan 03, 2017 7:36 pm

laklak wrote:As there can be no ying without yang, there can be no bacon without cheese.
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Post by rainbow » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:48 am

Brian Peacock wrote:A pig stands on its own. Bacon just sort of lies there.
and the swine, because he parteth the hoof but cheweth not the cud, he is unclean unto you; of their flesh ye shall not eat, and their carcasses ye shall not touch.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:56 am

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Post by JimC » Sat Jan 07, 2017 2:28 am

rainbow wrote:
Brian Peacock wrote:A pig stands on its own. Bacon just sort of lies there.
and the swine, because he parteth the hoof but cheweth not the cud, he is unclean unto you; of their flesh ye shall not eat, and their carcasses ye shall not touch.
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...so what are we supposed to do with the dead pig?
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by NineBerry » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:34 am

Today's court ruling
Purely plant-based products cannot, in principle, be market ed with designations such as ‘milk’, ‘cream’, ‘butter’, ‘cheese’ or ‘yoghurt’, which are reserved by EU law for animal products.
https://curia.europa.eu/jcms/upload/doc ... 0063en.pdf

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Post by rainbow » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:11 am

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I struggled to find anything on the menu and eventually had to settle for this rather odd mushroom dish.
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Post by Hermit » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:40 am

NineBerry wrote:Today's court ruling
Purely plant-based products cannot, in principle, be market ed with designations such as ‘milk’, ‘cream’, ‘butter’, ‘cheese’ or ‘yoghurt’, which are reserved by EU law for animal products.
https://curia.europa.eu/jcms/upload/doc ... 0063en.pdf
So, no more coconut milk? And what about peanut butter?
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:50 am

I guess that coconut milk will get gradfathered as an exception, but expect peanut butter to be renamed 'peanut paste' or the like.
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Re: Meat Product Names for Vegetarian Products

Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:15 am

Svartalf wrote:I guess that coconut milk will get gradfathered as an exception, but expect peanut butter to be renamed 'peanut paste' or the like.
We call it pindakaas (peanut cheese). It will be called peanut spread. You have so many different milks.
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