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Just learnt there's such a thing as a tree kangaroo. Straya is a magical place.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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They are more common in PNG, i think.
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I've seen them in Melbourne zoo. Small numbers of one species live in the rainforests of far north Queensland...
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Australian man trapped in pond with nose just above water
Mr Miller said he adopted a yoga pose - arching his back for air - until a neighbour 500m away heard him shouting.
“The Turkey Trot, Grizzly Bear and Other Naughty Diversions”
“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”
“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”
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holy fuck. 
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People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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They need those big ears to hear the soft rusltle of the poisonous snakes trying to eat them... 
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Does anything eat the snakes in OZ?JimC wrote:They need those big ears to hear the soft rusltle of the poisonous snakes trying to eat them...
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Kookaburras. Eagles and other raptors, i'd imagine. The red-bellied black snakes (probably not fatal to an adult, unless you are unlucky) eat the young brown snakes (in the top 3 or 4 venomous snakes in the world). I don't think there are any mammals that eat snakes. Well, there is this clown:
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You need to import a couple of million mongooses to kill the snakes. What could go wrong?
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Who will take care of the mongooses?laklak wrote:You need to import a couple of million mongooses to kill the snakes. What could go wrong?
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Tigers!
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You can import Chinamen to eat the tigers. Probably the mongooses too. I don't know what eats Chinamen. More tigers?
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Illegal, I checked.laklak wrote:You need to import a couple of million mongooses to kill the snakes. What could go wrong?
Stupid Aussie wildlife site states "dangers" to indigenous species. All while suspiciously neglecting snakes.
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