Eggsactly.Clinton Huxley wrote:I predict this war will be ova before its begun.Gawdzilla wrote:Smell checkers are infallible.Seraph wrote:Sorry, but I find that funny.Coito ergo sum wrote:...not keen on being under Chinese yolk.
The limitations of spell checkers can leave egg on face.
Noisy neighbors to the north acting up again. o,0
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Let's hope there is no more shell-ing...Seraph wrote:Eggsactly.Clinton Huxley wrote:I predict this war will be ova before its begun.Gawdzilla wrote:Smell checkers are infallible.Seraph wrote:Sorry, but I find that funny.Coito ergo sum wrote:...not keen on being under Chinese yolk.
The limitations of spell checkers can leave egg on face.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
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and if there is, FBM will manage to scramble out beforehand.Clinton Huxley wrote:Let's hope there is no more shell-ing...
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Still, a war would provide FBM with some good pictures for his photograph album-en.Seraph wrote:and if there is, FBM will manage to scramble out beforehand.Clinton Huxley wrote:Let's hope there is no more shell-ing...
I apologise for the above pun.
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I hope I'll be too busy getting laid to notice.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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^^^Best pun of the lot.FBM wrote:I hope I'll be too busy getting laid to notice.
If you got simultaneously laid and fried, you certainly wouldn't.
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These puns are childish, just for the egg-foo-young. But, I hope the South takes a cue from the American Battle of Bunker Hill, and hold their fire until they see the whites of their eyes.Clinton Huxley wrote:
Let's hope there is no more shell-ing...
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He should take some good notes, because he could parlay it into a book deal.Clinton Huxley wrote:Still, a war would provide FBM with some good pictures for his photograph album-en.Seraph wrote:and if there is, FBM will manage to scramble out beforehand.Clinton Huxley wrote:Let's hope there is no more shell-ing...
I apologise for the above pun.
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If the military scrambles you'll be hard boiled.FBM wrote:I hope I'll be too busy getting laid to notice.
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I bet you've poached those puns from some pun-related website....Gawdzilla wrote:If the military scrambles you'll be hard boiled.FBM wrote:I hope I'll be too busy getting laid to notice.
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I've been desperately trying to work "omelette" into this thread. Closest I can get is "bomblet" but further inspiration is lacking.
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I blame shell-shock.Coito ergo sum wrote:I bet you've poached those puns from some pun-related website....Gawdzilla wrote:If the military scrambles you'll be hard boiled.FBM wrote:I hope I'll be too busy getting laid to notice.
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The humanity.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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...can go suck eggs.FBM wrote:The humanity.
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Hang on, hang on....omelet you finish....Clinton Huxley wrote:I've been desperately trying to work "omelette" into this thread. Closest I can get is "bomblet" but further inspiration is lacking.
But, first, Gawdzilla has come up with the most eggcelent puns of all.
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