Hampshire tiger sighting! major alert!

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Hampshire tiger sighting! major alert!

Post by PsychoSerenity » Sun May 22, 2011 10:11 am

"We sent some local officers and they confirmed they were looking at it and it was was looking at them" - Hampshire police


The alarm was first raised by a concerned member of the public who believed there was an escaped white tiger hiding in a field near Hedge End. Officers were sent to the scene along with a helicopter and thermal imaging cameras, at about 1600 BST on Saturday. When no body heat was detected police moved in and found a cuddly toy tiger.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-13486698
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Re: Hampshire tiger sighting! major alert!

Post by Millefleur » Sun May 22, 2011 10:37 am

Whoops! :funny:
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Re: Hampshire tiger sighting! major alert!

Post by JimC » Sun May 22, 2011 10:42 am

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Hampshire tiger sighting! major alert!

Post by charlou » Sun May 22, 2011 10:47 am

Jim :tup:
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